The FBI had an open position for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents : two brothers and their sister. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.'

Inside the room you will find your sister sitting in a chair... we need you to kill her' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my sister.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job, go home.'

The second brother was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Then he came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill her.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes go home.'

Finally, the sister was given the same instructions. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from his brow. 'Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair'.

And thank you !

You are totally going to get laid tonight.
Why do you say that?
Because I am stronger than you.

Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He only has 1 leg, 1 arm, and 1 eye. Each day, Ranji has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes, and only the opposite pedal. If you send just $2, I’ll send you the video, it’s fucking hilarious.

Dark humor?

Nah...

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Thanks a lot!