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I have a coupon for this game (you should be able to see it in my inventory) which I received from crafting a badge and I have no interest in it. Instead of letting it go to waste I am giving the game away here. In order to receive this I must add the winner as a friend on Steam and purchase the game using the coupon and gift it to you that way because of the stupid way that Valve makes you do things now (unless someone knows of another way).

I don't wish to put in any more effort in this giveaway than doing what is already involved since I'm a lazy asshole so I region locked it to United States residents because I didn't want any region restriction drama in case the game has any that I most likely overlooked since I really didn't give a damn to check and see. Enter if you want. No one is twisting your arm. If you want to reply or say "thanks" or call me an asshole that is fine too. I may or may not answer back with an appropriate inappropriate response. Let it all out and vent your frustrations here. Just don't talk about each others mommas or I may have to unleash the wrath of my keyboard prowess on yo' ass. Fuck you all! Have a nice day - or not.

To the winner: Don't add me or I will wait until the very last minute to accept and if you don't accept in time when I do try to add you I will ask for a re-roll. I will add you when I'm damn good and ready - usually within 24 hours after the giveaway is over and most likely within an hour barring any real life issues getting in the way.