A guy walks into a bar and the First thing He see's is a Tiny man, less than a foot tall, playing a Toy piano on the Bar.
So he walks up to the Bartender and says "Hey what's with the Tiny little guy playing the Piano?".
The Bartender Replies "Well that's kinda a long story, and you might not believe it".
The guy says "After seeing a guy that's less then a foot tall play the piano, I'm willing to believe, so tell me what's up?"
The Bartender "Well you see, we kinda have this genie, but he's....."
The Guy "WAIT!, You have a Genie? Like a Real Grants Wishes Genie?"
The Bartender "Yeah, but you see He only grants one wish, and...."
The Guy "Oh! that's too bad, still one wish Is better then nothing."
The Bartender "Yeah about that, you see, we don't let people take the Lamp out of the Bar, and....."
The Guy "Oh, well, that's ok, I'll just make my wish here."
The Bartender "Well, that's a problem, because your wish has to remain secret for it to come true, and..."
The Guy "That's ok, I can keep it a secret."
The Bartender "Ok, but you see, the Wish does'nt work instantly, it takes some time, and...."
The Guy "Well, I can always come back later. How long does it usually take?"
The Bartender "About a day, but....."
The Guy "Well, that's ok, I'll make my wish now, and come back tomorrow. Hand me the Lamp!"
The Bartender fed up with the guy constantly interrupting him shoves the Lamp in the Guys hands and Says
"FINE! You want it, you Got it!, but your responsible for your Wish Deal?"
The Guy overjoyed at getting to make a Real Wish says "Deal!", and quickly Rubs the Lamp.
The Genie Pours out in a cloud of smoke "What is your Wish?"
The Guy leans over quickly and whispers in the Genies ear, then straightens up and says "Well, see you tomorrow!"
The next day the guy go's to the bar and there's Feathers and Bird Crap everywhere, it's on everything, even the Bartender.
The Guy says "What the Hell Happened?"
The Bartender says "I don't know what you wished for, but there were Ducks Everywhere."
The Guy "But that's not possible!"
The Bartender gives him Vicious Smile "Well, if you had'nt kept interrupting me, I would've told you that the Genie is Hard of Hearing!"
The Guy "Oh! I guess that explains it, I wished for a Million Bucks!"
The Bartender points to the Tiny man who's still playing the Toy Piano "You think I wished for a Nine Inch Pianist!?"
A horse walks into a bar.
The barkeeper asks: "Hey.. Whay that long face?"
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The horse replies: "My alcoholism destroys my family.."
Thanks for this nice give-away :)
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A guy walks into a bar and the First thing He see's is a Tiny man, less than a foot tall, playing a Toy piano on the Bar.
So he walks up to the Bartender and says "Hey what's with the Tiny little guy playing the Piano?".
The Bartender Replies "Well that's kinda a long story, and you might not believe it".
The guy says "After seeing a guy that's less then a foot tall play the piano, I'm willing to believe, so tell me what's up?"
The Bartender "Well you see, we kinda have this genie, but he's....."
The Guy "WAIT!, You have a Genie? Like a Real Grants Wishes Genie?"
The Bartender "Yeah, but you see He only grants one wish, and...."
The Guy "Oh! that's too bad, still one wish Is better then nothing."
The Bartender "Yeah about that, you see, we don't let people take the Lamp out of the Bar, and....."
The Guy "Oh, well, that's ok, I'll just make my wish here."
The Bartender "Well, that's a problem, because your wish has to remain secret for it to come true, and..."
The Guy "That's ok, I can keep it a secret."
The Bartender "Ok, but you see, the Wish does'nt work instantly, it takes some time, and...."
The Guy "Well, I can always come back later. How long does it usually take?"
The Bartender "About a day, but....."
The Guy "Well, that's ok, I'll make my wish now, and come back tomorrow. Hand me the Lamp!"
The Bartender fed up with the guy constantly interrupting him shoves the Lamp in the Guys hands and Says
"FINE! You want it, you Got it!, but your responsible for your Wish Deal?"
The Guy overjoyed at getting to make a Real Wish says "Deal!", and quickly Rubs the Lamp.
The Genie Pours out in a cloud of smoke "What is your Wish?"
The Guy leans over quickly and whispers in the Genies ear, then straightens up and says "Well, see you tomorrow!"
The next day the guy go's to the bar and there's Feathers and Bird Crap everywhere, it's on everything, even the Bartender.
The Guy says "What the Hell Happened?"
The Bartender says "I don't know what you wished for, but there were Ducks Everywhere."
The Guy "But that's not possible!"
The Bartender gives him Vicious Smile "Well, if you had'nt kept interrupting me, I would've told you that the Genie is Hard of Hearing!"
The Guy "Oh! I guess that explains it, I wished for a Million Bucks!"
The Bartender points to the Tiny man who's still playing the Toy Piano "You think I wished for a Nine Inch Pianist!?"
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Great, thanks :-)
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Thanks You (๑ ั็็ั ั็ ั็็ั ั็•็ั ั็็ั ั็็ั ั็ ั็็ั﹏ ั็็ั ั็ ั็็ั ั็•็ั ั็็ั ั็ ั็็ั ั็ ั็็ั๑)
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Thank you so much for the gift!
Old Joke:
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!
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Nice joke, thanks :-) Enjoy the game.
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