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Tell me a joke, thanks. :)

A horse gets in to a bar.
He asks for a drink and he wants it fast.
The bartender raises he's head and goes : "Wow WoW WOW!"
And the horse says Hurry up mate! I have parked the bike in a handicap's spot!

6 years ago
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:)

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I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

6 years ago
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Ouch. :D

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:D

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What's the speed limit of sex?

It's 68. At 69, you have to turn around.

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:)

6 years ago
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Joke didn't show properly. I fixed it. :p

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My favourite joke, because it's so simple:

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field!

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:)

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