Remember, if you kill someone, that person dies in real life. That's right, every sick person in the game represents a real person, obviously because we all know the government drilled those little chips in our heads during like the 80s and maybe the 90s and that's the reason why today, every time you go to purchase an item, the big orange laser from space beams down into the back of your head, and for some reason you smell toast, but it's all okay as long as you put the little plastic thing on your head so the laser doesn't penetrate the skull, you know?
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Thank you
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Thank you for the chance. I gotta say i really appreciate your descriptions--keep them coming, please! 😎
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Why thank you, my friend! It's nice to know that I've at least made a few people chuckle, if only for a minute or so.
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You certainly have made me chuckle more than once with those descriptions. 😁
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I...I don't thibk I wanna play this anymore 😣
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Thank you :)
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Thank you !
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Did someone said "toast"?
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"Remember, if you kill someone, that person dies in real life." Quick flashback to AC Odyssey I was just playing yesterday. oh no. OH NO.
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Hahahaha!
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Hvala puno!
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Thanks !
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Thanks
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Something is wrong with my chip, The laser is the color of toast and I smell oranges.
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Did you put the right plastic thing on your head? Because I think there's about four...maybe five different plastic things the government handed out. You need to put on the grey one, and I know they are all grey so just put on the one that's more grey than the other one but not too much grey like the first one.
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tnx) gl hf all)
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Thanks!
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You're welcome. Enjoy!
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