What' are the are silliest excuses you seen about people complain about/hate for a game I'll share three.

"Wow, I can't believe they put this game on a handheld instead of a home console" - Various handheld games
"Seriously Nintendo? You censored Bravely Default because you thought it was too sexual?" - Bravely Default. Bunch of people are pissed off because Nintendo of Europe edited the game to have less revealing clothes on characters who are around 15 years old.
"This game is locked at 1080p? What a shit port" - Metal Gear Rising: Revengance. People bitching about Metal Gear Rising being 1080p despite never of played the PC version and the game itself having dedicated PC graphic options.

So what are yours if you've seen any?

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Actually "what a shit port" is a valid excuse. If I have a 30 FPS lock on PC I just can't play a game. A game needs to run smooth or I won't enjoy the gameplay. Period. Happened with Scarygirl and Viking: Battle for Asgard. Not that they were good games because they were not. Still, they were even less enjoyable with 30 FPS lock.

But yeah, I don't like excuses either. I very rarely stop playing a game because I always try to do my best to get into it. Games has to really, and I mean really suck or bore me for me to stop playing it. Or it may not be my cup of tea of course but before playing a game I always try to find out whether I'd like it or not.

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"it's too linear"
Heck, even professional journalists sometime bring it up as a negative thing. A rail shooter is on a damn rail, that's why I bought it! If I wanted a branching storyline I'd be playing an rpg now! Even worse when the developers put a really sweaty and forced "decision" at the end of the game(bf 4 Im looking at you)

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See many would disagree, take Duke Nukem compared to Forever.

Many of us prefer and only really enjoy non-linear FPS games, its a valid complaint if the whole game is point A to B, really drives down the experience IMO.

Valid excuse to hate or dislike a game.

1 decade ago
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Your argument is invalid because of Bengazi... Hugs. Runs and hides.

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Why ya gotta play me like that braaa?

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Cause I loves you. Blush

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So cute ^_^!!!

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+1

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Truth is handhelds can hold back a games potential, just like consoles can do that to PC occasionally.

This type of censoring is retarded actually.

A game out now should not be locked at 1080p in this day and age...

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Seriously? How does putting more clothes on a little girl stupid? Are you fucking high?

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Not even sure how you got that from my post really.

I never said such a thing, but really imo the change wasn't even drastic(If anything the new clothes are still very offensive unless you like little girls dressed like that also...lol), even so if we are gonna censor like this might as well not pick and choose and ban half of all Anime in certain countries.

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Because it's a silly catering to narrow political views of others by the company, and suppressing (even if just a little) the artistic vision of the developers.

And they're not little girls, they're around 15-16. It's perfectly normal for females to be attractive and for the artist to emphasize their sexuality. They look like little girls because of the artistic design, similar to one called "chibi". It's an art style, they aren't 10 year old girls.

1 decade ago
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You're ordered to be shot this upcoming friday. Please make preparations before then :U

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I am ordered to be shot? Am I supposed to shoot myself? I'd rather just shoot you, in that case. But I wouldn't be as cruel as to let you make preparations and anticipate your own death. I'd do it quickly.

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While there's no doubt making a game for handheld holds back potential I really don't see why people get furious over a game on being on a certain platform. There man reason why a developer would choose a handheld rather than a home console and vice versa budget probably being one of them. I'm not a fanboy of any platform and I just like playing games no matter what platform they're on.

I don't have a problem with the top one to be honest, it's pretty damn skimpy, but I'll agree that the bottom one is too much. Also one thing to remember is that without Nitendo localizing this, a mostly family friendly game developer and publisher. If it weren't for them we wouldn't see this game in English at all.

But the thing is Metal Gear Rising is a console port, not all console ports are going to be on par with PC games. People need to stop assuming they all will be. I haven't played the game, but from what I can seen its not a shit port and just because its locked at 1080p which is a perfectly playable resolution doesn't make it one either.

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Well some people will bitch because of the lost potential of having it on a more powerful Console/PC, mostly hard core fans, I can bring up a fine example, That Deus Ex game on tablets/phones, many hated that because of the platform.

I personally think its offensive, sure I DO, but we can't censor everything, the world would become terrible, ever hear a censored Hip hop album, atrocious. My point is that the change wasn't even that big, if you ask me the top ones worse haha, see opinions am I right :-D. That said maybe people should just pay attention to what there children play...

Honestly I feel like any cap on the PC is a terrible design choice, sure most wont mind, but that guy with a 1440p monitor is gonna be like "The fuck is this? Everything is blurry". I feel like if people can mod old games from the 90's up to 1080p and higher that a dev should be able to put the damn effort into the game to do the same, I mean shit its 2014, 1080p is kinda the norm now, many people have higher if they just built rigs. I know I would have higher if I was building a new system right now.

Ehh its whatever though, all subjective.

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The only reason I think MGSR should get a pass is because it's the studio's first ever attempt at a PC game/port and the complaints should instead be expressed as issues needed to be addressed in future products from them, something they can learn from, not something that should be fixed within this very game.

I think the censoring is the really silly thing here, not the complaints about it. As if that type of censoring changes anything. It only ruins the artistic vision of the developers, all for the sake of political correctness or something like that. And, as I've said in other replies, they aren't that little, they're teenagers, and it's fine to feel attracted to them or for artists to emphasize their characters' sexuality. You only feel guilty because you're an adult if you are attracted to a teenager (because of the way civilization evolved), but biologically it is perfectly normal.

It's a pretty late reply, but for some reason a new post to the thread itself doesn't seem to work for me (or I just can't see it after I posted it), yet replies work just fine and you seem like a open-minded fellow in general on the forums, so I replied to you.

:3

1 decade ago
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I haven't been mentioned yet? :(

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At least you admit that your excuse is silly.
Well, it's dumb as fuck, actually.

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Preorder shouldn't have any rewards or discounts as far as I'm concerned. It should be purely for supporting the devs. I have no problem buying the game at full price. But I don't think I can wait for the all episodes to be released. So I am waiting to buy it. No offence but your 'recommendation' makes you sound like a whiny brat.

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"I don't want to play it because it's on Origin."
"CoD sucks, it's for fanboys." (Says whoever never played a CoD game)
Just Cause 2 is too dumbed down, you just see a cutscene, parachute down, and then another cutscene." (The guy played 0.2 hours of the game.)

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I don't like origin, and CoD is fucking stupid. It's only good if you want to get a reflex high, other than that there's no skill involved and it's just a bunch of attitudinal dipshits who desperately try to prove they have a dick and are "manly" and girls who are trying to prove that they're "on-par" with guys and that they can be gamers too. Also you can't forget all the annoying little kids.

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Woah. Take a chill pill, bro.
My point is that some people are saying that it sucks, and they didn't even try it yet. I didn't ever play a CoD game, and I'm not saying it sucks just "because everyone hates it".
One day I'll probably try it and THEN I can say how it sucks.
[EDIT] Oh, and the Origin thing, you proved my point. I don't like Origin, but it's not a good reason to stop playing games if you enjoy them.

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"I don't like the developer/publisher, so the game is bad, boo boo!"

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"I hate this game because it's not on sale."(week after release) or "because its not on a 80~90% or higher sale." Seen lots of these people.

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Each to their own reasons really. None are that silly imo:) Personally I'm not at all religious so it was hard for me to understand that one guy who got a refund for Bioshock Infinite because there was something against their religion.

Also, what's wrong with 15 year old characters with little clothes? Nudity ftw! Everyone should just be nude everywhere.

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I HATE people complaining about a game because it doesn't have steam achievements. Seriously, achievements once meant something, now it's only "Beat level 10" or "Kill 100 enemies with the rocket launcher" which adds absolutely nothing whatsoever to the gaming experience.

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I expect another post with "silly excuses to LOVE a game"

1 decade ago
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"This game has good graphics, fuck the gameplay, those graphics mayn"

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I've seen people criticising Super Meat Boy for having "sloppy, imprecise controls". The controls are perfect, they're terrible.

PC Gamer gave GOTY to Spelunlky, if you head over to their facebook page, find the story and read the comments (I wouldn't recommend it) you'll find all sorts of stupid reasoning.

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IMO? Anything about graphics, storyline, or anything that doesn't directly alter gameplay in any way is silly. Also anything about a lack of mod support. God forbid a developer wants you to play the game as he designed it to be played instead of butchering it with your "omg supar uneek awsum" mod.

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Agreed. But what about an RPG with a really predictable plot?

1 decade ago
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Who plays RPGs to be surprised? I can think of only a couple surprises/un-expected things that have happened in RPGs, one of the being when Palom and Porom sacrifice themselves in Final Fantasy IV, and another being when it turns out that Porkey has been working with Giygas all along in Mother 2. I dunno, it's just like books- most of the time they have predictable plots. No plot can be so perfect that you have no idea what will happen while still being amazing, so eh.

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You are a fucking asshole.

1 decade ago
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What? Final Fantasy IV came out in 1991, and Mother 2 in 1994- 22 years old, and 19 years old. Come on.

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That doesn't mean everyone had played the game.
You spoiled two games because "WOW GEE LOOK AT ME GUYS IM SO SMART I CAN PREDICT EVERY RPG EVER MADE"
You're still a fucking asshole.

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I assume I'm also an asshole if I say that Snape Kills Dumbledore and that Vader is Luke's father?

1 decade ago
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Yes, spoiling is still spoiling no matter how old and popular the movie, game, book ,ect is.
Your idiotic logic doesn't even make sense because there are still people on this site who haven't played Half-Life, Deus Ex, and several other games.

But whatever you're the one getting suspended. Keep spoiling by all means.

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TotalBiscuit stating that he couldn't play TLOU because of the controls.

Quite a few of the shitty arguments TotalBiscuit and Yahtzee gave against Heavy Rain/BEYOND: Two Souls. As much as I love them, there are times when I have to disagree, and especially when TB rants about how Brothers is such an amazing game (he's incorrect, BTW).

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A lot of people disagree with you about brothers by the way, but that's more of an opinion.

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Well no one said that TB is god and what he says is law , of course you can have your own opinion and your own taste and that is good that you do. i actually enjoyed the controlls of brothers. there are moments where i sit there and think shut up TB, thats bullshit when i dont agree with what he says, but still i value the work he does, he actually has a clue when it comes to videogames.

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"I won't play it, cuz it's Uplay DRM..." OMG, you are turning down Anno 2070 because it's Uplay? Really? REALLY?

Also, the fav: Hur dur, Origin, hur dur...

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No, because of the machine activation limits. It's a valid opinion

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Anno 2070 doesn't use anymore activation limits... or, is it just for me? :)

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Because how many hours you sink into a game directly correlates to skill...right?

(No, it doesn't)

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It's a misconception to many and a misconception it shall remain.

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None of the excuses you posted seem silly to me.
"Wow, I can't believe they put this game on a handheld instead of a home console"
If all the other releases are on console/PC, why would they move it to a handheld? Especially when I don't have said handheld.

"Seriously Nintendo? You censored Bravely Default because you thought it was too sexual?"
Actually the characters are 18 years old in the Western release. Last I checked, there was nothing wrong with adults wearing skimpy outfits, at least in the Western world.

"This game is locked at 1080p? What a shit port"
What if the person doesn't own a 1080p monitor?

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Although I can agree with you to an extent, the characters were designed to be 15, and then they just changed the numberings in the west. So they're actually 15, no matter what they try to say. Also, there's still not "okay" with thouse outfits from a feministic point of view.
Also, with the handheld, sure, they could probably be on a home console as well or instead, but handhelds need their exclusives, and some companies cannot or will not maketheir games multi-platform.
But true, moving a series from console to console, like Kingdom Hearts, it just plain stupid, I have to agree.

As with the resolution lock, that only matters if you actually own monitor not compatable with 1080p, if you do, that's not a legit complaint.

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Every monitor looks best at its native resolution. There's no excuse for not allowing it.

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Fair ehough.

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It stinks

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"Team Fortress 2 is not a competitive game. Look at those cartoony graphics and shit, hitting people with a bat man? C'mon, that game is for kids." I should probably mention this loser is an CoD eltist.

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"The game has a loli."

I laugh everytime i see something like this.

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Can't stop laughing at this.

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every thread on the CS:GO community forum... damn, people there is so funny.

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"because it sucks"

a very detailed explaination :P

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"I won't play DS games because of the double screen" - My brother.

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"I hate furries" - Dust: An Elysian Tail
"The story is Gay as â™Ĩâ™Ĩâ™Ĩâ™Ĩ!" - Gone Home

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Is that not kind of the point of Gone Home? :P I laughed at how so many people said of that game, "I was promised a creepy horror game and instead I got this bland piece of crap!" when the whole "is it horror or not?" thing was kind of the developer's intention.

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'This franchise is overrated and/or the internet hates it so I automatically hate it too' trend. One example, a friend called me a fag just because he saw a copy of MW3 in my room. Even when I said I play it for the campaign.
"Cartoon-y graphics" - My dad watching Borderlands 2 (and WWE '13 another time) gameplay for the first time.
"You can't teabag in that game and the guy runs like a douchebag" - A friend of mine when GTA IV was released on consoles. He also got mad when his Xbox 360 froze and didn't save the game because he turned autosave off "because it was annoying".
'Graphics' excuse. I pitched Mark of the Ninja to my 13-year old nephew during an XBLA sale and he didn't care because it didn't have 3D graphics. He also found TellTale's Walking Dead unappealing as well.
'It's not a multiplayer game' excuse, mainly from a friend. Also said he "fucking hated" the PS3 version of Skyrim because it was boring, and had no mods despite not doing much in the game.
"This game is boring anymore", a trademark quote from my cousin and our friend who sometimes play a game once for a few hours (or numerous times for a few weeks) and uninstall it despite not doing everything or a decent amount of stuff in said game.

Edit: Wow, how could I forget the infamous 'I seen pictures of the game and it looks stupid' excuse my cousin and our friend make sometimes.

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"Graphics": As a retro gamer, I still can't understand how people say some videogames suck because of their graphics
"You can't teabag in that game and the guy runs like a douchebag": I hope your friend was kidding, GTA IV has the best plot in the franchise (In my opinion)
The "Multiplayer game" thing is probably the worst excuse I've heard in a while.

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Sadly, I think that friend was being serious when he told me the reasons he didn't like GTA IV. Back then I also asked another high school friend of mine if he liked GTA IV when it released, he said "Well I started the game up, did the first mission, went bowling and turned it off." Not sure if that other friend got that far in the game I believe he still plays it. However I did enjoy the plot of GTA IV, it was pretty great. As for the one friend who mainly favors multiplayer games, it's kind of sad seeing how he turns down some good single player games I suggest. The only good thing about it is that he tries to find multiplayer games for all of us to play, yes, including WarZ. :P

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That's sad. But it's great having people to play Multiplayer games with ^_^

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  • I used to be one of those people. Then I actually bought a CoD game and realized it's fun and is worth buying a copy every 3 or 4 years.
  • My dad and I both enjoyed the graphic style of BL2. It felt almost like a comic book, especially with the way stuff is outlined.

The whole "graphics" argument is just silly. But if someone really IS that stubborn, then fine, they can go and enjoy the very limited amount of games they can play.

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Every 3 or 4 years isn't bad when you realize that they bring out a new one almost every year, My little brither and my sisters boyfriend buy the new one every year. (My sisters boyfriend also buys FIFA ever year too)

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I agree, CoD can be pretty fun once you get past the hate and overrated-ness of the franchise. I've bought every one since Modern Warfare 2 even just for the campaign, single-player modes and just recently multiplayer for Ghosts and haven't regret getting any of them. Not sure why my dad disliked the graphics of BL2 since he was a huge fan of Wolfenstein 3D back in the day, I'm guessing he expects games these days to have high quality graphics. :P
I agree about graphics, graphics shouldn't be the only deal breaker when it comes to playing/liking a game. The top notch graphics might be appealing but it doesn't always mean the game will be fun or great.

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I liked the old CoD games better, but the new ones aren't as bad as most people say. I'm replaying Borderlands now because I can't get BL 2, and even after having played a lot of games before my second playthrough, it's still one of my favorite videogames.

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"I hate this game because everyone else likes it"
"This game costs too much"
"There is too much stuff to do"
"The game is too long"

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