"A little over a decade ago, I bought my 55 gallon drum of lube. I never thought I'd use it all but a few days ago the pump finally ran dry. I've had a lot of good times with it. My wife, too. And not just what you'd think. One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.' An investment sure to pay off in spades."
In reality, there are lots of potential uses for this unless your mind is stuck in 13 year old mode.
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As serious as this is... your life must be kind of sad. Sex humor may be pretty basic but it's really fun.
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I think I'll pass. Its harmful to cats.
"This is a hazard! I've already lost two cats in this thing. There should be a warning sticker or something. I assumed the cats would float, but they sunk like rocks into the lube. And no, it's not what you think. Don't be disgusting. I was trying to create my own cat lube wrestling league. You know, for sickos. "
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But it's excellent for veterinary applications.
"As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-saharan africa. It's not all just Medications and IVF treatments. Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube."
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But it sounds like a good idea? Why not have sex in the barrel? :-/
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the first long comment about this guy with the user error was hilarious
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Please review it after, we are very interested on uses of this barrel.
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55 gallons of lube...?
I mean seriously. Wat? Some of those reviews though are superb.
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