I was going through some old things I made and found this: "Although the boobs would suffice, I am not simply lusting after your breasts. You could say I am lusting for everything you are."

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"Wats gud cuzzo dis d" - him
"My good man, I do believe you have the wrong number" - me
*he calls me "Hey, this ain't no Diran"
"Nope"

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1 decade ago
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If at the time you wore that chicken hat and claimed to be the mayor of tentacles city,I can kind of understand him.

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"Is that a girl or a boy?" - It was rough growing up(was 11 at that time), but now that I'm manly and hairy some girls called me a neanderthal. A pretty hairy female neanderthal.

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I know the feeling... When I just met a few kids and they became my friends, a few days later I told them I was a boy... They didn't expect that. Heh.

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Now I'm curios. I guess a picture is not something you'd feel comfortable linking to?

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I can't... Not that I wouldn't, but I don't have any. The few pictures of me when I was a kid are all printed, and somewhere lost in a box...

1 decade ago
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You look small
Lifting problems...

1 decade ago
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I fucking hate this
someone said im small, and I got so mad that I started my bulk the next day

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"You're so skinny." I always hated hearing this. It's like calling someone fat. Judging someone fore something that might be embedded in their DNA is awful.

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+1, or the different approach of someone saying "I wish I could be that skinny" when in reality you wish you could put some meat on your bones...

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Tried hitting the gym for that and ended up in losing weight.

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I used to have that problem for a long time. Beer is the only thing that ever helped me actually gain weight. Drink lots!

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I kind of doubt that, don't know why.

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Beer really is a great way to gain weight. It has a lot of calories, which is why it was a classic thing for body builders to use to bulk up. Arnold Schwarzenegger talked all about it.

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Perhaps it has some effects if consumed regularly and with moderation. I'll ask around and do some research to see whether it is true or not. Thank you for the tip.

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A friend once told me that my legs are nicer than a bucket full of dead chickens. I guess he's right!

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Well, maybe... this happened at a house party when I went out to smoke, then the girl who were already outside looked at me and smiled, then she whispered to my ear "I'd like to lick your nipples" and I was like.... okey O_O

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Soooo... did you have a happy ending? :D

1 decade ago
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did you have your shirt off?

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Clearly, other people have a lot more personal interactions than I do. I couldn't think of anything that would qualify as a disturbing comment about myself.

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"I thought you were blind." I don't like to waste energy so when I have nothing to do I just sit still (like really still, I just blink once in a while) and think about random stuff. And no, I'm not blind.

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People always tell me: You're crazy/insane, you sure talk a lot, you talk too fast, y u no blink u so creepy, etc.

No one really likes me :3 (boo hoo, let me play a sad song on the world smallest violin)

1 decade ago
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I like you!

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ahah thanks XD

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I like you!

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"You dont have arms" - Random man while I was walking on the street.

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And... Do you? ;)

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No, Im typing with my eyeballs.

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Im never disturbed by any comments.

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Picard and his stoic confidence.

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Wouldn't you be disturbed if someone asked you to take off your socks so they can wank in them?

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If they're paying enough for new socks + profits, why not? :P

But seriously it's not questions like that so much as creepers creeping that's the issue. You might react differently to Chris Hemsworth asking you a perverted question than you would a weird random guy. And if it's a friend, you'd be even less disturbed by them being crude jokesters.

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No why should i be disturbed by someone asking me something.

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Please let me lick your baldy head clean, Captain.

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Some months ago I used to like a girl, do a lot of stuff for her. One time when I gave her roses, she said: "I love you" at first I felt good about it, then she stopped talking me. I felt that weird. But thats not the most weirdest one, another time a girl in the Highschool said to a friend: "hmmmm you are f*ckeable" that was really weird.

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"I love your package but you sure as hell don't know how to use it."

I broke up with my ex 2 weeks after she said that :3 (though it's more of a I-have-to-move-really-far-away reason.)

oh and "why don't you like being kissed by me?" after she swallowed. Never told her why but still, hot damn -_-

(you did ask for disturbing comment made by someone else about me :3)

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hm well the most disturbing thing i heard was "i love you" and also "i think im pragnant" o,o luckly i was saved by "i aborted" so im not disturbed anymorez

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"You're not handsome, you're cute." -Rejection at it's worst.

"You're just an idiot who plays video games all the time" -A guy that I punched in the face in 6th grade.

"You need to socialize, you're so asocial." -Everyone I know.I'm happy this way, leave me alone humans.

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I have got a lot of 'disturbing' comments, and I sometimes say disturbing things, but don't really find many things disturb me.

Though, I have never liked my legs and twice I've gotten compliments about them I just didn't know how to take. Once when I was about 12, a friend of my mother's grabbed my calf and squeezed it as I was walking away from her and said "You have such lovely legs". Being something I dislike about myself, I was in disbelief, but the leg squeezing was a bit much.
My boyfriend claims to love my legs, once when we were drunk he told me the reason is because one of his favourite porn stars has legs like mine. We have said a lot of potentially disturbing things to each other, but this one I just don't know how to take, lol.

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Someone once told me that she had a crush on me throughout high school. And my twin. To both of us at the same time. That was awkward. I also weighed like 200+ pounds then, so the skinny goth chick had a crush on the fat nerd guy and his fat nerd twin at the same time. I swear, it's like a sitcom.

1 decade ago
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Call FOX

1 decade ago
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nobody tells me anything T_T

1 decade ago
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I've seen so many disturbing things said about me on Youtube I'd need a novel to list them.

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Stupid Troll, when I wasn't trolling (or think I was trolling)

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I used to live in a really seedy town so I've heard some fucked up things said about me in my time. This in particular wasn't really something that was SAID to me but disturbing nontheless: I was back there recently visiting family and friends for xmas and my best friend and I went to the local Irish pub. We go up to the bar and wait to be served, and this old guy, probably in his late 60's, is standing there next to us kinda staring. He's REALLY creepy and has a grin like Mark Hamill. He makes small talk with my friend who brushes him off, he then turns to me, looks me up and down and says, 'Gee look at you, you sad, depressing fuck.' I often get told I look mad even when I'm not so I guess I usually have a no-bullshit look on my face which sometimes results in these kinds of comments (although usually not so rude) The man then proceeds to laugh, grab me by the shoulders, and then OUT OF NOWHERE shoves his pinky up my nostril. I am this close to welcoming an assault charge but I decide against it and just yell at him to fuck off. So he licks his finger and tries to wet willy me. I go sit down to calm my farm before I knock this old fuck into an early grave. My friend brings over the drinks and tells me the guy then told her he was going to take her home and violate her, to which she just said 'err, no.' and walked away. Sadly this isn't uncommon.

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I don't think I'd ever come back to that town after that.

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"I had a dream that you died" - disturbing coming from someone you dont know all that well :/

Also, i just tend to attract the strangest people, whether at varsity or just walking to the shops, who proceed to say strange things or tell me their life stories, it's very odd. Like a weekly occurrence :/

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