The jokes thread.[post yours here]

I was gonna tell a gay joke, butt f**k it!

Your jokes are... well, a joke.

I was gonna tell a joke about a SG user who uses the search function, but I couldn't find one.

I was gonna tell a joke but then i took an arrow in the knee.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
Boy scout returns from camp.

Heres a G Rated joke. Somehow I agree that posting racist, obscene or gay jokes is not going to go down well with the admins.

Two cows met in a field. The first cow says to the second: "Moo". The second cow looks at the first, surprised, and says: "Hey, thats what I was going to say!"

By the way it's you guys should stop with the Jew jokes they are offensive anne frankly they are not funny

I was gonna tell an anti-humor joke, but I couldn't come up with a good one, so I gave up.

This one guy was going to play World of Warcraft and... lol, that was the joke.

So a guy walks into a bar

OUCH

geht der willy zum uwe und sagt: "ich bin ein Schwein"
In english: Willy goes to Uwe and says: Im a Pig

I've been trying to think of a good joke for the past 5 minutes. I feel lame and unfunny now.
edit: oooh i got one. so my friend's a bit twisted, and she laughed hysterically when she told this: what's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? i don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I can tell you a joke about one ..... guy on steam trades, He said: "I offer 4$ Paypal for Borderlands 2 because it was 2$ on this site (link to a shity site lol)" I think my joke is only joke related with steamgifts and trades xd =D

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

7 is a registered six offender.

New Folder 3 from the creators of New Folder and New Folder 2 =D Found only russian version: http://demotivators.to/media/posters/1976/397670_novaya-papka-3.jpg. Someone can make the same but english version and using his own folders xd.

Cum here very often?

How NSFW can we go?

(I'll start modest)
So if vegetable oil is made from vegetables and olive oil is made from olives, what's baby oil made from?!

STOP READING NOW IF EASILY OFFENDED.
(They are no worse imo than the cum / jewish jokes already posted which is why I went ahead with this)

• How do you seat 4 ladies at a bar?
  • Turn the stool over.

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    So theres 3 ladies sat at a bar discussing what. Actually no. I've decided this one is taking it too far. Add me on Steam if you want to know the rest / see if you've heard it before.

check put this amazing huge brown ass!

hey! today is my birthday, don't make any jokes! :P

How do you get a baby to stop crawling around in circles?
You nail down its other hand.

Yes, I am aware I'll be going to hell.

whats funnier than a dead baby.......... a dead baby in a clown suit. ZING

Shakespeare was a good player, he always ended his play with a GG.

Damn poetry class, corrupting my mind and stuff.

I blow so much wood I'm a whoricane -Sandy

Hi Jack!