Cleaning out the freezer, found a pizza. Vacuum sealed, Best Before Apr 2014, I'm gonna do it. :D

If Ashens can put 44 year old cake in his mouth, I won't let this pizza scare me.


Now with picture of frozen pizza
And cooked


I'll make a giveaway in the morning. :P

And here they are
Orc Attack: Flatulent Rebellion
Restaurant Empire II
Surgeon Simulator 2013

Sure, they aren't great, but hey, I was eating a year old pizza. You think I have money? :P

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Likely result?

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It's iffy, but that stuff is so full of preservatives it'll probably be fine. Cheese or does it have toppings?

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I see cheese, sauce, some meat and green things. Unfortunately, flavour is listed as Combination.

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great flavour name ;P

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Post pics!

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I hope you have a strong stomach and a bucket nearby for that "combination."

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Pizza is the food of Gods. You'll be fine.

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mmm... food of the gods. That got me on a thought tangent, see below.

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Labeling pizza anything lower than "food for the Gods" would be a crime.

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If it's the dedicated freezer one (not below or above the refrigerators). That's still probbly good.

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It isn't. :D

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rofl Good luck.

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what toppings on the pizza ?

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Green bits, red bits and yellow bits.

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That's what it will be later, too. :p

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Dude, I'm eating (more expired) food right now.

:P

Some 'flavoured cereal snack', cheese and onion. Its decent. Was only a mouth past the BB though.

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For a guy from The Greens, your food isn't very fresh.

Couldn't resist. :)

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I couldn't resist something that isn't toast. :P

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Touché, good Sir.

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so no Dead Bits or Chobits ?

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I like Chobits. Chibits shorts were better though.

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Coincidence; I'm currently watching this anime.
PS: Your link is broken. ^^

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Amazing coincidence!
Thanks! It's fixed now. :-)

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forgot the bits that are alive at this point :v

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no!!

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It may just taste bad or (more likely) very bland. Any freezer burn?

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That's creepy...Just as I refreshed and saw this my oven beeped for my pizza.
Mind. Blown.

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I have a raw ready to bake one that expired a week ago if you wanna trade?

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Think I'll decline.

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how big your freezer is, that pizza was overlooked and stayed in there this long? ._.

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Two shelves, but the bottom one is used by my flatmate only, and new stuff kept going on top. He won't touch it for some reason after finding he still had it. :P

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It will be fine, just if it is a self-defrosting freezer it might not taste that good anymore. But assuming you live, we still have to play Gat out of Hell once you have it installed one of these days.

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Its already installed, was just waiting until a time you wanted me to co-op. :D

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Well then, maybe this weekend assuming you are out of the hospital by then (really the pizza will be fine)!

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I eat way too much pizza. $4 Dominos is just so affordable. But I certainly wouldn't let a frozen pizza go to waste.

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PLS DONT

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Worse will happen is you will puke. I have eaten worse and I am still kicking.

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When the zombie apocalypse comes, I hope you are not patient zero and this is not your pizza.

mnm Brains year old pizza!

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I'll prepare a candlelight vigil for you

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you're gonna be fine
I've eaten a lot of food that according to the date I shouldn't have and I'm still alive

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B-but it says "Best Before Apr 2014" @_@

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I had some with more years old than that, didn't even puke

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Please give me a moment while I puke my guts out. T__T

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Don't look up his other food videos then.

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The only video that made me want to vomit was his baby food review, and I was unfazed even by his "whole chicken in a can" vid.

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Doesn't seem that bad. Just seems like typical military rations.

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I should buy a pizza...

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Already did the puking for you. You're welcome. D:

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Great gif. :D from school of rock ;D

We need a new movie/show, first time with Jack Black + Seann William Scott.

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If a bunch of dudes can eat 250,000-year-old meat, you'll live through this

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The 2012 feast included bull "rods and testicles," python patties, martinis garnished with cow eyeballs, and a dessert topped with "pupae sprinkles" (a.k.a. maggots).
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I am done.

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Filthy rich people are fucking weird

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I once at a snack bar good through 2006....
in 2011

It was delicious.

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Oh the things I've put in my mouth...

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The very seldom read sequel to Dr. Seuss' Oh the places you'll go.

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So it's been an hour... updates?

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Sorry, timezones. Not dinner time yet.

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I've eaten things older than that out of the freezer....you'll live

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Depends on the pizza. I'm picky about my toppings.

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