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sex is overrated, go play goat simulator!

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The best start: say "HELLO"
XD

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say "hello" and RUN

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Gift her a Humble Bundle BTA key!

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Just fuck her right in the pussy!

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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Done.

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that's the really best...

+1

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nope.avi

"Use of chloroform as an incapacitating agent has become widely recognized, bordering on clichéd, due to the popularity of crime fiction authors having criminals use chloroform-soaked rags to render victims unconscious. However, it is nearly impossible to incapacitate someone using chloroform. It takes at least five minutes of inhaling an item soaked in chloroform to render a person unconscious.

Most criminal cases involving chloroform also involve another drug being co-administered, such as alcohol or diazepam, or the victim being found to have been complicit in its administration. After a person has lost consciousness due to chloroform inhalation, a continuous volume must be administered and the chin must be supported in order to keep the tongue from obstructing the airway, a difficult procedure even for an anesthesiologist.

In 1865 as a direct result of the criminal reputation chloroform had gained, medical journal The Lancet offered a "permanent scientific reputation" to anyone who could demonstrate "instantaneous insensibility" using chloroform, and as of 1998 no such demonstration has been forthcoming."

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Ask her politely to fill a survey for your paper.

With questions like the following: "On a scale from 1 to Pikachu, how much do you liek mudkips?" And now she's yours. wink

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what's a girl? are you from the future? what is this girl you speaketh of?

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easy, say 'Hi'

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welcome to the new age of the forum of steamgifts.com, aka randompeopleaskingrandompeopleaboutrandomstuffeveryoneshouldbeabletofigureoutforthemselvesandevenifnottherearefarbetterplacestoaskshitlikethis.com
seriously, STAHP these threads.

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You - "Hey random girl, wanna come over to my place? We can have some pizza, maybe some sex..."
Girl - "WHAT?! FUCK YOU, SCRUB"
You - "What? you don't like pizza?"
Girl - "lol"

You = score

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":P"
Yeah... no...

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wham bam thank you ma'am

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Start by being honest to yourself, tell her you want her pussee

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Easy - Press start.

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Insert coin.

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They also accept cards these days.

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Just play Careless Whisper in their presence and they'll be all over you.

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Better yet, sing it

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start what?

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I know that this can sound kinda crazy ... but you go... and later say hi to her ... i know that is sounds crazy but is effective

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Just don't wait too long to say hi. If you just stare at her, she'll think you're a creep.

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That's right :3 ~! and after saying hi u should have some protocol question to know how is she and stuff

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She'll laugh at your manhood

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It would be quite strange if somebody laughed at you using something OTHER than their mouth...

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Dick in a Box, Works %50 of times.

Naked Man, works 2/3 times.

Using your tongue greatly, works %99 times.

Being rich works %100 times.

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Ask her out for some dinner or lunch first. movies or a nice pizza place/bar or cafe is a good start.

I went to kfc for with mine. it was hella awkward but we were both hungry at the time lmao. lol

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Discreetly put a bag of sugar into her pockets... she'll thank you later ;)

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Be rich, be good looking, be arrogant, and ignore her.

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Be Oliver Queen

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I find that inseminating the prospective mother helps. You're on your own with raising the thing, though.

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