Favorite video game quotes

"Attack me if you dare, I will CRUSH you."

"War. War never changes.

The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones.

The earth was nearly wiped clean of life. A great cleansing, an atomic spark struck by human hands, quickly raged out of control. Spears of nuclear fire rained from the skies. Continents were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans. Humanity was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming part of the background radiation that blanketed the earth.

A quiet darkness fell across the planet, lasting many years. Few survived the devastation. Some had been fortunate enough to reach safety, taking shelter in great underground vaults. When the great darkness passed, these vaults opened, and their inhabitants emerged to begin their lives again.

One of the northern tribes claims they are descended from one such Vault. They hold that their founder and ancestor, one known as the "Vault Dweller," once saved the world from a great evil. According to their legend, this evil arose in the far south. It corrupted all it touched, twisting men inside, turning them into beasts. Only through the bravery of this Vault Dweller was the evil destroyed. But in so doing, he lost many of his friends and suffered greatly, sacrificing much of himself to save the world.

When at last he returned to the home he had fought so hard to protect, he was cast out. Exiled. In confronting that which they feared, he had become something else in their eyes...and no longer their champion.

Forsaken by his people, he strode into the wasteland. He traveled far to the north, until he came to the great canyons. There, he founded a small village, Arroyo, where he lived out the rest of his years. And so, for a generation since its founding, Arroyo has lived in peace, its canyons sheltering it from the outside world. It is home. Your home.

But the scars left by the war have not yet healed. And the Earth has not forgotten"

Edit: just noticed you profile pic. so you know this one ;)

Edit2: "BLA" - the sound the vampire does when attacking from HoMM2

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum."
Duke Nukem

"Nothing will protect you from me! Not men, not weapons, not armor!"
-- Alex Mercer, Prototype

"It's not a lake; it's an ocean"

Literally anything from Fawful.

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes." 

G-Man, Half-Life 2

It's me Mario!

L-l-look at you, hackerrr . . . a p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, (panting and sweating) panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridorsss. (howhow)How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeeee?

"While there are guns and money, there won't be any freedom, Luisa." - John Marston

Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such. -HK-47 star wars: knights of the old republic

I don't need luck. I've got ammo.

--Serious Sam

Two possibilities exist:
Either we are alone in the Universe
or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying.
-Arthur C. Clarke-

--XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Would you kindly?

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
— Cave Johnson, Portal 2

'' I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture ''

"A man chooses, a slave obeys."
--Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

And many many qoutes from the first Max Payne game, such as: "I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings." or :

Frankie Niagara: Pleased to meet ya. I'm Frankie "the Bat" Niagara.

Max Payne: "Niagara," as in you cry a lot?

Max Payne: [narrating] He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do. "

"What can change the nature of a man ?"

"What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets"

"You shitpiles give chase, I will kill your dicks!"

"You don't need to be a better shot, you just need to shoot more bullets!"

"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."

"After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul. "

Both from Niko Bellic.

"Where are my pants? These aren't my pants. Somebody shit in these pants!"

I am amazed no one said that yet, but this is the best!
"Are we rushing in, or are we going sneaky beaky like"

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War never changes if from fallout !

"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
— Vaas Montenegro, Far Cry 3

"I'll go to bed, when everyone is dead"
-Far Cry Blood Dragon: Sergant Rex Power Colt.