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just dont

Do it like a man.

ask a girl to do it for you :D

Just this...

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mother-of-god-meme.jpg

Go into a corner? Or just go to the toilet and scratch all you want. :)

We now live in a world where we cannot scratch our balls and be judged?
You pull down your pants and scratch them balls and make sure you make eye contact with at least everyone in the room, That will show humanity!

dont think about it just do it....

dont be shy while doing that ....

just do it like a man....(do it like a man but dont do it so hard because you know.....eh.... you might hurt yourself)....

With a feather! As Brian states, I take it that you mean, How do I scratch, and that, you just do. Nothing weird about it, they all do it. It's so natural that you probably haven't even noticed them doing it.

Um... point in another direction and shout "Look, a three headed monkey!" and itch away?

Just pretend you're masturbating.

You scratch because you're itchy, you don't itch because you're scratchy.

Find a good surgeon to cut these scratchy things, you'll feel better. Or not.

put your elbows on a table and bend arms towards belly, lean a bit forward and with one hand slowly scratch...