A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
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"write the shortest joke you know by tonight."
Your D!ck :P
hahahahahahaha apologies I know thats so immature but I just had to say it. Also I already have a beta key for Elders scrolls as well so I guess that disqualifies me. Cheers for the keys though, and congrats on the person who got them.
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I heard something about Desura keys?
Thought so...
SNTCU-D4WEC-XYGCR-RLW9H-8Y7XL
OE7W4-QWCTZ-CLHFO-VTX24-NRDS8
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Having ninjaed one, it's only right I give back something!
Here you go, guys and gals:
One Finger Death Punch
Desura
IPS10-FSXPW-SNE7A-HQGK6-S56YQ
Battlegroup
Desura Game Key L215V-QCIEY-KYKF6-3R35A-3GXIK
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I like my water like I like my grass. Green.
think of pH and universal indicator
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First things first!
Gravity Badgers - 1J2LY-RHY37-Y8NUI-7F21N-FH3MA
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POP: Methodology Experiment One - U66V0-IVBHJ-ROPJ7-6SWC1-H5OQ7
Please comment if you used one.
And now, i received an email with a beta key to participate in Elder Scrolls Online Beta stress Text From Friday, February 7th at 12:00PM EST, until Monday, February 10th at 11:59PM EST. I don’t know how many people got it, but since they want to break some record, i think that basically anyone who registered their account on site prior to announcement got acces to it. If you missed out and want in, write the shortest joke you know by tonight. I’ll pick one user after 24 hours since making the thread, add him on steam and send him beta code along with instructions.
Edit: Closing the thread, choosinh Nytro as winner.
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