It's really simple; just write a short story or just a few lines in the point of view of an npc (or copy+paste one if you wish) and others try to guess which game is it. Let's start off with an easy one (I laughed more when I first read it than I'd like to admit).

Be me
Live in riverwood working as a blacksmith
Nephew Hadvar wanders back from wherever the hell he's been
Tells me of a dragon in Helgen, has a rescued traveller with him
The rescued traveller and I talk for a bit
Each time I begin to speak he cuts me off
It's my civic duty. Whiterun needs to know
It's beginning to get dark
Tell him he can take what he needs for his journey
Watch helplessly as traveller rushed around my home stuffing all my food into his pocket
Takes all my gold
Takes an entire cheese wheel
Traveller crouches and suddenly becomes invisible, my bow disappears but I think nothing of it
Traveller reappears then stops and does not move for 12 hours
At dawn the traveller finally exits my home
Go outside to work at my forge
Traveller is there
He makes 61 daggers
Who is this demon

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where is the arrow in the knee

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be cat
have wares
only if you have coin

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But doesn't discriminate

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be me
sees a new scrub coming
scrub talks to me
tell scrub he's a scrub
tell him he needs to do some shit
two bells, ghosts, skeletons, rat poop
laugh at him
scrub keeps exhausting my dialogue
fuck off scrub u got stuff to do
tells him i'm not here to chit chat
scrub leaves
hope he dies a lot

some time later

feeling annoyed
something smells awfully like shit
realized there's a stupid rancid snake snoring
it smells like an armored boar's ass
diarrhea incarnate
scrub comes back
realize scrub actually rang both bells
feels happy for scrub
fucking snake still smells like shit
scrub keeps talking to me
gets annoyed at scrub
realize i gotta do something about this shithole

some time later

rage intensifies
go down to the ghost infested town
humid as fuck
at least it doesn't smell like ass here
sees scrub making his way to the ghost town
tries to say hi
too mad to say things
attacks scrub
it feels good
fuck you scrub
parry scrub a bit
roll a lot
almost killed scrub
accidentally rolls into the void
died
realized scrub beat me
still better than smelling breath of shit

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I am Razull
Son of Hilgrad
i lived years of adventures
traveled all across the world
had many fights
had many loves
lived a worthwhile life
now as my life ends
i been given a great honor
i will rest in Sovngarde
where my body will guard the treasures of my people
the architects have designed an impenetrable fortress
composed of straight lines dungeons
and traps so simple a toddler wouldn't fall for them
and a conveniently placed exit, so whoever dares to enter this cave will not have to bother walking a bit more
nobody will ever overcome these challenges
time to have some peace
...
Dovahkiin killed Razull body before it could ever get up

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I remembered this

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