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Hi. My name is Jamoke. I'm a Pokemon. I'm also part bear and part piggy. So everyone and their mothers said that my "giveaway" was sooooo easy to find. Some people cheated, whaaaaatevvvvur. Yolo. There's another giveaway here. Somewhere. Check the source!!!!111!!one!twothree@! I really like bananas. Can you imagine if you pooped white poop? It would just look like a peeled banana. I mean, the physics of the poop would still be the same. ERGGHHH. Plop. Splash. The backsplash always gets ya, don't it? I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, hate backsplash when I'm pooping. Now, since you've read this far, I just want to say... There is no giveaway here. Nope. None. Haha, just kidding. There is one... Or is there? Mindfucked yet? Inception? Christopher Nolan really is a good director. I wonder if he likes turnips. I like turnips. Sometimes. Maybe. Well... Yeah, sometimes. I like it raw, with ranch. I like it stir-fried, with ranch. I like it on waffles, with ranch. I like it between my girlfriend's bo-... Nevermind. Let's get back on topic, shall we? Giveaways. Why do people make them? Wouldn't it be more beneficial for you to just buy the damn game for yourself? Yeah, I don't know. I can't answer that myself. Not even Christopher Nolan or Han Solo can answer it. No wonder he got frozen. Damn furry. Kame... Hame... Ha!!11! What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. Me. Do you guys think I keep a diary? If I did, it'd be just like this, I think. Filled with my rambling bullshit. Filled with giveaways... Hehehe. There is no giveaway! You might be looking at my Steamgifts profile, thinking "Oh, he has a private giveaway! It MUST be in this thread!" Well, the thing is... It's not. BOOHOO. Cry me a bloody river. Bloody? What am I, British? I'm from 'Murica. Actually, there might be a giveaway here. Somewhere. Not really sure. Here, have fun with this binary: 0100100100100000011011000110100101101011011001010010000001110000011011110111010001100001011101000110111101110011001011100010000001001011011001010110010101110000001000000111001001100101011000010110010001101001011011100110011100101110 Now, I'm sure most of you skipped the story before the binary, I'd suggest you read it over. It might contain some clue to my hidden giveaway. or not. Who knows? Your loss! Celdiruen, aka Cyndaquil, aka a fellow pokemon suggested I hide my giveaway WITHIN my rambling. I totally agreed. That's why you're reading this. By the way, the first letter is v. YAY. You got one letter! Did you get the second character of the giveaway yet? If not, scroll back up and re-read. It's up there. :) Anyways, what do you all think about Scarlet Johannson? Total. Fucking. Babe. I know. The sky is blue, clouds are white, the grass is green. Green is green. Like the garbage thing on Sesame Street. Is Sesame Street really a street? What are streets? Are streets really streets when there are no streets? Why are you still reading this? The letter I gave you was faux. Not real! Actually it is. Don't worry! Fuck. Dude. You okay? Do I need to call the ambulance? Now... Time for the history of Whidbey Island! Whidbey Island was once inhabited by members of the Lower Skagit, Swinomish, Suquamish, Snohomish and other Native American tribes. The first known European sighting of Whidbey Island was during the 1790 Spanish expedition of Manuel Quimper and Gonzalo López de Haro on the Princesa Real. The island was fully explored in 1792 by Captain George Vancouver. In May of that year, Royal Navy officers and members of Vancouver's expedition, Joseph Whidbey and Peter Puget, began to map and explore the areas of what would later be named Puget Sound. After Whidbey circumnavigated the island in June 1792, Vancouver named the island in his honor.
The first known overnight stay on Whidbey Island by a non-native American was made on May 26, 1840 by a Catholic missionary during travel across Puget Sound.
Lieutenant Charles Wilkes, commander of the United States Exploring Expedition of 1838–1842, sailed the USS Vincennes into Penn Cove in 1841. There he found the largest Native settlement on Puget Sound[citation needed] and noted that a Catholic mission had been started with a 2-acre (8,100 m2) fenced garden. Wilkes named the lower cove Holmes Harbor, after his assistant surgeon, Silas Holmes.
In 1850, Colonel Isaac N. Ebey became the first permanent white settler on Whidbey Island, claiming a square mile (2.6 km²) of prairie with a southern shoreline on Admiralty Inlet. Even though he was farming potatoes and wheat on his land, he was also the postmaster for Port Townsend, Washington and rowed a boat daily across the inlet in order to work at the post office there. On August 11, 1857, Colonel Ebey was murdered and beheaded by Haida who traveled from the Queen Charlotte Islands when he was 39 years old. Ebey was slain in proxy-retaliation for the killing of a Haida chief at Port Gamble. Fort Ebey, named for the Colonel, was established in 1942 on the west side of the central part of the island, just northwest of Coupeville.
Admiralty Head Lighthouse is located in this area, on the grounds of Fort Casey State Park. The area around Coupeville is the federally protected Ebey's Landing National Historical Reserve, named in honor of Isaac Ebey.
In 1984, the island was the site of a violent encounter between law enforcement and white nationalist and organized crime leader Robert Jay Mathews. Mathews' followers have reportedly gathered on the island at the location where he was killed by FBI agents on the anniversary of his death to commemorate it. Second letter is n. Third letter is S. A chromosome is an organized structure of DNA and protein found in cells. It is a single piece of coiled DNA containing many genes, regulatory elements and other nucleotide sequences. Chromosomes also contain DNA-bound proteins, which serve to package the DNA and control its functions. Chromosomal DNA encodes most or all of an organism's genetic information; some species also contain plasmids or other extrachromosomal genetic elements.
Chromosomes vary widely between different organisms. The DNA molecule may be circular or linear, and can be composed of 100,000 to over 3,750,000,000[1] [2] nucleotides in a long chain. Typically, eukaryotic cells (cells with nuclei) have large linear chromosomes and prokaryotic cells (cells without defined nuclei) have smaller circular chromosomes, although there are many exceptions to this rule. Also, cells may contain more than one type of chromosome; for example, mitochondria in most eukaryotes and chloroplasts in plants have their own small chromosomes.
In eukaryotes, nuclear chromosomes are packaged by proteins into a condensed structure called chromatin. This allows the very long DNA molecules to fit into the cell nucleus. The structure of chromosomes and chromatin varies through the cell cycle. Chromosomes are the essential unit for cellular division and must be replicated, divided, and passed successfully to their daughter cells so as to ensure the genetic diversity and survival of their progeny. Chromosomes may exist as either duplicated or unduplicated. Unduplicated chromosomes are single linear strands, whereas duplicated chromosomes contain two identical copies (called chromatids) joined by a centromere.
Compaction of the duplicated chromosomes during mitosis and meiosis results in the classic four-arm structure (pictured to the right). Chromosomal recombination plays a vital role in genetic diversity. If these structures are manipulated incorrectly, through processes known as chromosomal instability and translocation, the cell may undergo mitotic catastrophe and die, or it may unexpectedly evade apoptosis leading to the progression of cancer.
In practice "chromosome" is a rather loosely defined term. In prokaryotes and viruses, the term genophore is more appropriate when no chromatin is present. However, a large body of work uses the term chromosome regardless of chromatin content. In prokaryotes, DNA is usually arranged as a loop, which is tightly coiled in on itself, sometimes accompanied by one or more smaller, circular DNA molecules called plasmids. These small circular genomes are also found in mitochondria and chloroplasts, reflecting their bacterial origins. The simplest genophores are found in viruses: these DNA or RNA molecules are short linear or circular genophores that often lack structural proteins.[citation needed]
The word chromosome comes from the Greek χρῶμα (chroma, colour) and σῶμα (soma, body) due to their property of being very strongly stained by particular dyes. <--- COPY PASTA FROM WIKIPEDIA, BRO. YOLOLOLOLOLOoooooooooooooooo. So, are you tired of these articles yet? The first president of the United States is... George Washington! h is the next one. :) So, I'm getting kind of tired, so let's hurry this up. Tell me the truth. Are you tired of this yet? Is suicide an option? I'll probably get a lot of hate for that. oh, here P. Done. Go. Be free, my children. Be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato penis potato potato potato potato potato potato.

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