Cake Here!

Leave the knife on the table with them and say "go".

Circles and magic

Cut it into 6 and eat the spare slice myself.

Is the cake round or square?

The cake is a lie, end of story.

I would eat it myself.

Kill a kid. Use the remaining two cuts to cut the cake into four pieces.

cut 1/5 of a cake with one cut (have 1/5 and 4/5 cakes)
Then 4/5 of a cake cut to 2x 2/5 (have 1/5 and 2 x 2/5)
then put 2/5 on 2/5 and cut them to 1/5 with 1 cut (have 5 x 1/5)
(it's hard but it is possible)

Why the fuck would you give cake to 5 kids?

2 cuts for the X
3th cut starts from the center, and slices the biggest piece in two

et voila, 5 pieces

Give up and order a pizza

Id tape 2 knives together and then cut it. Would be hard, but with perfect positioning you could cut and do it right. Untape them for the third cut if needed.

do the cuts have to be straight or can I curve around as long as I don't lift the knife?

Im not giving mah cake to those kids, I eat it all by myself! :D

how about kill a kid? lmao

I wold cut the cake in 6 pices, 5 for the kids and 6th for my companion cube :)

Well, The Cake is a Lie!

If you can give kids more than one piece...
Looking at the cake like a clock face, make a cut the length of the cake from 0 minutes to 30 minutes, from 12 minutes to 42 minutes, and from 24 minutes to 54 minutes.
Kid 1 gets minutes 1-12
Kid 2 gets minutes 13-24
Kid 3 gets minutes 31-42
Kid 4 gets minutes 43-54
and kid 5 gets minutes 25-30 and minutes 55-60.
Each kid gets 20% of the cake, only 3 cuts made.

I'd go " (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ To hell with this! You cut your own damn cake! God knows you're old enough. I wanna see you go lord of the flies on this for my own entertainment! "

You could never cut it precisely enough for the pieces to be exactly equal and divide them as such. So the answer is: The cake is a lie.

Cut it into sixths and keep a piece for yourself, DUH~ :3

At first I read the title as "click here".

eat it and leave the little fuckers starve

Eat the whole cake alone and tell the kids that it's stolen.