The other day I ask this guy how he’s doing and he has the nerve, THE NERVE, to respond to my perfunctory greeting with a perfunctory, “Can’t complain”. Can’t complain?! That’s a damn dirty lie! You can always complain and complaining is my favorite. My favorite thing to complain about is other people, because I have no control over them, so I ALWAYS have something to complain about. For example, I compulsively gorge myself on bundles, but the bundle guy sometimes puts games in there I don’t want. Read my mind bundle guy! So, after incorporating the nutritious games into my unwieldy backlog matrix, I’m left with an even more unwieldy pile of bundle poop*. Despite how much humanity seem to like bundles, they have only created more problems for man. And speaking of man, oh man am I getting pumped up by all this complaining! I feel like a baby goat head-butting a chicken!! Now, come eat from the bundle poop* trough!

*Bundle poop™ is a trademark of Fyantastic™. Fyantastic™ is a trademark of MikeyMcMikenson.

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What do you like to complain about?

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It’s struck in my teeth!
Can’t find my keys!
Tuesday?!? I thought it was Thursday!!
This medium is actually a small/large!
They didn’t do the dishes/laundry!
Bundles!
She wore THAT again?!
They should of used proper grammer and spelling!
“moist”, “chunk”, “panty”, “ointment”, “snug”, etc.!
“Are you working hard or hardly working?”
He thinks he’s sooo cool!
Society/Oprah!
They left the toilet seat up/down!
Cousin Jimmy’s lazy eye needs to get a job!
Can’t complain!
Other – please specify, in excruciating detail, in the comments below!

Let me tell you how I feel about people taking my reserved spot!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I messed up my link and I don't know how to change it!!!!! Nevermind. I figured it out.

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I'm austrian. Complaining is our favourite national pastime :D

I guess today's flavor is: How many fricking accounts do you need to set up a Tolino Shine ?
The answer is 3 including one from my local library but that's 2 accounts too many.

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I'm still trying to find my own place. Been with family for a few months now. I can complain about plenty.

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One day ye shall overcome the tribulations this worldly existence inflicts upon you, my brother. Until then, go and rip them a new one!

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Insane people on Internet...

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Complaining is just arguing with no-one countering you so look at it as debate practice

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I disagree?

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My favorite thing to complain about is other people, because I have no control over them

That's what you are doing wrong. Always have control over your prey!

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Thanks! I'll work on that.

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Read my mind bundle guy!

LOL!

Thanks for the laugh. )

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bump ~

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bumperino

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I like to complain about RNG.

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Especially when it comes to OJ.
"Gosh, another one versus their six the seven in a row!? And then you roll just what you need to land on a home!? SCREW YOU!!"

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I haven't played OJ in a while, I need to revisit it lol

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Bumping for attention!
Complaints must be heard! They cannot go unnoticed!

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So how YOU doin'?

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Pretty good.

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They should of used proper grammer and spelling!

Should HAVE. It's should have used proper grammar! :D

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I know, right. I think that might be my choice as well... or the guy that always asks, “Are you working hard or hardly working?”.

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Ah alright, I thought it might have been done on purpose, though I wasn't sure. A lot of people tend to use "of" instead of "have" in these cases :D

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I thought that was done on purpose as a joke.

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To be fair, my jokes aren't very funny, so they're easy to "miss".

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Looks like you are right :) I thought it might have been done on purpose, but wasn't sure.

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The nerve of some people...

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People are the worst!

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Today I had to wait in a line in order to give someone else money for stuff I don't need but bought anyway. I mean. A line?! with multiple people in it?! It took MINUTES! Precious minutes. Of time i could've spend on something awesome. Not that I would have, but I could have!

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I'm getting so angry just thinking about it!

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T and B!

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Tuberculosis is the worst!

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Thaaaanks!!!)

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I complain about not being able to figure out what I can complain about

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It is like when I do my job well - I get no attention to my results. BUT when I am kicking my air - the fuqing bosses are all around??!! I mean really, do they wait every single time for such a moment?! AND those morons, yes, **** them all, sitting in their cubicles next to mine, they are ALWAYS on time!!!!!! WHY so unfair, so random? Some day I'll burn the place to hell!

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Yes. The only way to solve these, or any, problems is to kill everyone

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Bump!

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Bump thx

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bump!

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bump

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)bump(

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