I have, for you lovely forum dwellers, 3 giveaways! ....... And because I am in a great mood, and feeling like a laugh or two, these giveaways all have something special in common:

VERY poor Steam ratings, according to Enhanced Steam

These are actually the lowest of all the games I have been hoarding for giveaways. Nothing else comes close to these. The closest to these has a 32% positive and then the next one is a 48% positive. These are the bottom of my barrel, that I have saved for just a giveaway of poorly rated games.

ANYWAYS, here is what I want, for any so inclined to give back: a joke, a funny personal story, an amusing troll, a link to a hilarious gif or meme or youtube video, etc. Share! AND sometime this weekend, I will pick 1-5 people that I enjoyed the most, then add you on Steam and give you a game. I have 101 games in key and gift form I am sitting on. Many are bundles, some aren't. If I have something that is on your wishlist, I may give you that. If I have nothing on your wishlist, I will take a look at the sort of things you like and name off some similar games I have. One winner will get a chance at a steam gift of the Viscera Clean-up Pack. AND if someone does REALLY fucking well, I just may go ahead and buy you something, because I have a little spare $$ in my steam wallet right now. Also, feel free to +1 and "up-vote" anyone else's funny if you think it was good enough, because I just might take that into account.

The giveaways are: Over, but I may do one or two more before I wrap things up here for the wkend.

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You may now proceed with the merriment and festivities!!!