Hello, everybody! I've decided to give back, after winning 3 times 2 games already here. Solve this for a Critical Mass giveaway! In case you own that already, you can still complete this puzzle now, because there are another 6 prizes! Or just 1.

The Critical Mass giveaway is non-contributor and will last for a week. Any others will be at an unspecified time.

The puzzle can be found here. Round one - begin!


Hints

  • 5 - the answer is a purposely misspelled version of an English word.

  • Solving the puzzle will not lead you directly to the giveaway. :3
  • After you solve the first puzzle, what you are looking for is another puzzle on It's Too Hard!
  • 3 does have an actual computing term very close to the answer, which involves completely resetting a page in your browser.

  • 6 - I worded this somewhat awkwardly, so let me clarify. There is a game series which can be found on both Wiiware and Steam. This game series is known for having retro graphics and a soundtrack important to the gameplay. Every game in the series has the same number of songs. The answer is this number.

  • Man, I typed that first paragraph really awkwardly. I must have been sleep deprived or something. Maybe I should fix it? ... Nah.
  • 6 - OH GOD THE COLORS

  • The hint two spaces above is to get to Puzzle 2.
  • 6 only includes main songs. Variations of one song still count as one song.

  • 5 - Scientology.

  • 4 only recently came out of beta.

  • You are not trying to find the entire link to the second puzzle in one place. As in, you won't see http://www.itstoohard.com/puzzle/xxxxx.
  • Word, man.
  • Puzzle 2, #1 - It's a musical.
  • 1 - Alright, maybe it's not quite as low as Hell. But, you know, it's roundabouts there.

  • Puzzle 3, #2 - Subtract 5 to the answer you receive because I screwed up. :<

I found some puzzling music to brighten your spirits. I think it nicely describes my feelings right about now.


Solutions

Puzzle 1

  • 1 - LIMBO

  • 2 - 9/Nine

  • 3 - Hard Reset (the similar term mentioned in the hint being "hard refresh")

  • 4 - Krater

  • 5 - Kult

  • 6 - 3/Three (the series is BIT.TRIP)

Upon solving, you would receive the following message:
"Take the fifth. Or rather, the first of the fifth.
Up, N/A, down, down, up, up, down, N/A."

If you took the first character of every fifth word in the opening paragraph, matched the case to the second line, and put it on the end of an It's Too Hard! link, you'd get to Puzzle 2.

Puzzle 2

  • 1 - RENT (the scene/song is "Contact")

  • 2 - "Under Pressure"

  • 3 - "Famous Last Words"

  • 4 - quarius/quarius.

  • 5 - "Quest for Peace" (the game being Tyrian)

  • 6 - "Video Killed the Radio Star"

  • 7 - Architecture in Helsinki (two of their albums are Fingers Crossed and In Case We Die)

Upon completion, you would get the following message:
"The answer you seek lies in the answers you've given.
You might need to throw an equal sign onto the end, though."

If you took the first letter of each answer, used the proper case (which was obvious), and stuck it in a Base 64 converter with an equals sign, you'd get the code for the giveaway. The giveaway then linked to Puzzle 3.

Puzzle 3

All of the answers here, due to being intentionally vague, each had a vast number of answers which I marked as correct.

  • 1 - infinite replayability (from my recommendation of Audiosurf)

  • 2 - the value of the games in my profile. The answer I put was 375.14, plus an additional round of near numbers, but Mecorx informed me that due to visibility of games and how prices were calculated, this was insolvable. For this, I apologize. (Not that it mattered, BUT)

  • 3 - the value of the games in my wishlist - at the time of writing, ~223.

  • 4 - profile

If you managed to get that, you'd be told:
"Combine two previously unrelated steps to find your final destination."

If you took the first character of each answer from Puzzle 1 and put it on the end of a bit.ly link, you'd find this pastebin. Put THAT code on the end of a Youtube link, and you'd get to a crappy IOU thing. The plan was to find the game on most of the winners' wishlists and give them all a private link later. Because only Mecorx found anything, I will select a game from his wishlist, buy it in the summer sale, and then put that up for grabs in the remade puzzle. Yes, this puzzle will be remade! With a longer timer and better questions! Thanks to all of you for playing!


Final Stats

I subtracted the things I contributed to from the stats.

Puzzle 1

  • 2700 guesses
  • 366 players
  • 18 solvers

Puzzle 2

  • 130 guesses
  • 2 players (Award and Mecorx)
  • 1 solver (Mecorx)

Puzzle 3

  • 92 guesses
  • 1 player
  • 1 solver
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ALL HAIL THE QUICHE

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ALL HAIL THE QUICHE

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ALL HAIL THE QUICHE

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WHO IS TEH QUICHE?

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I AM THE QUICHE

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ALL HAIL THE QUICHE

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C-C-c-C-C-c-COMBO-BREAKER!

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ALL HAIL THE QUICHE

Combo breakers are overruled.
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much love!

1 decade ago
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HAH! I own it so I'm not even gonna try. TAKE THAT!

1 decade ago
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But there's more than just Critical Mass! Honest!

1 decade ago
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Prove it.

1 decade ago
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me too. :P

1 decade ago
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Baffled by number 5, but I'll look some more later. Thanks for the puzzle.

1 decade ago
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Tried and failed, welp

1 decade ago
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86 players

1 solvers

:p

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Yeah, and that solver's me.

1 decade ago
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I see you're having your vengence.

1 decade ago
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I blame Memoir, mostly.

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щ(゚Д゚щ)

1 decade ago
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You're just jealous that your puzzles aren't the ones that drove me to this.

1 decade ago
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Idc lol,

1 decade ago
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Notice: if no one completes the puzzle by midnight tonight, hint(s) will be added. Better solve it quick, so you have a higher chance of winning the giveaways!

1 decade ago
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I have all but #5, it's a doozy :)

1 decade ago
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I have 1 answer... yay

1 decade ago
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Hints added to OP.

1 decade ago
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Got the answers to Round 1, and now stuck. Curses.

1 decade ago
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^.^

1 decade ago
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We now have two people who have solved the first puzzle, but no one has continued past that point yet. As such, another hint has been added.

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Btw, 1st question, it isn't hell. :>

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Semantics! It's close enough.

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... It so totally isnt >>

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I meant close enough in the physical sense. You dig?

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Can't get the third question.

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'Nother hint added.

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Thats the only answer I had xD

1 decade ago
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Oh, that was easy then, only Q5 left now.

1 decade ago
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Don't know anything about pen-and-pencil rpgs ><!

1 decade ago
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And whose fault is that, hmmmmm?

1 decade ago
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I still can't figure out #5, my google skills fail me :( lol

Edit: Ooh, got it now, yay me! Now to figure out next part which makes even less sense :)

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im stuck at number 2 :S any help :D

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you kidding me

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not really

1 decade ago
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if you can't figure out #2 then get out of my office this instant

1 decade ago
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now stuck on number 4 :S

1 decade ago
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round 2 hurts my brain

1 decade ago
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Ok, first stage solved.

1 decade ago
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We've now got 6 people who've solved the first puzzle, but no one's found the second! Gasp!

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I fear I can overthink it.

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could i get a hint to the 2 part ?

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If no one's gotten to Puzzle 2 by midnight tonight EST, then I'll add a hint to get there.

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no i mean i am at the 2 part and i would need a hint how to solve the 2 part :D

1 decade ago
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... What? No one's at the second puzzle.

1 decade ago
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so the thing that you get when you complete the 1 puzzle is still the 1 puzzle ? well i would nee a hint for that thing :D

1 decade ago
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And that's what I said I'd give a hint for at midnight tonight if no one's solved it.

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yeye my bad

1 decade ago
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2 and 6 left
I'm not from england etc. and don't understand 2nd question, can you write it clearer?

1 decade ago
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You match x amount of blocks in the game I'm giving away, and you get 8100 points. The answer is the x.

1 decade ago
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Thank you!
Now only 6 left :)
EDIT: Solved, but what now? :D

1 decade ago
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Now you find the link to the next It's Too Hard! puzzle.

1 decade ago
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UGHH I've been stuck on 3, 4, and 5 for an hour now!

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:3

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I.. i.. i.. NOOOOOO Why are you doing this to meeee?!?!!?!?!?!

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;3

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I can't get them either >.<

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That's what you get for stealing my name, jerk. :<

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Hey now, you stole my name

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Closed 1 decade ago by Glitchy.