There is a spider in room!

Rest in peace Derpel, rest in peace...

Summon bigger fish!

...are you mocking arachnophobia?

Making a giveaway would help. Sure.

Kill it or scream like a little girl.

Let it bite you and see if you turn to spiderman or something. #yolo#swag

Thanks for the amazing spiderman giveaway!

Isn't suicide considered a sin? you might have to die screaming from spiderbites if you want god to bless your soul.

I can help you. Or him. Her. It.
Depends who I like more.

I had to check if you're Australian.

Kill it while you still see it

LOLth

Dodongo dislikes smoke

Okay, here is what you need to do...

First, you grab your laptop and/or desktop tower and head for exit farthest from the spider.

Second, you go to the closest area with wifi other than your house (your house is infected).

Third, you get on the internet and you must contact Anonymous with the following code: 01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01110000 01101001 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110101 01110011 01100101

Within about ten seconds, a Russian man dressed like a Mexican will approach you speaking in Latin with a German accent will hand you a remote control...

You will then use this remote control and it will beam you to a parallel universe in which Morgan Freeman is god and Liam Neeson is his son.

You will then approach Liam and he will send you through a maze in which the correct sequence is this: left, right, right, left, left, turn around, jump up and down three times, slide to the left, right, left, left, right, left, right, left, left, left, left, left, right, right.

In the center of this maze, there will be an AR-15, you must then take this AR-15 to Morgan and he will turn it into a bar of gold.

This bar of gold will then be used to purchase a small box from a man standing beside the river that flows with unicorn tears.

You will then crank the bar on the side of the box and it will suddenly implode after precisely 4.52135 turns and it will send you back to our universe.

Once back in our universe, you will be standing in your room with your left shoe in your hand.

Now, you must use this shoe to crush the spider...

Repeat last step until spider dies.

Did you read this book?

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This is a horrible spider.

Join the army and come back with a bigger gun.

Does it have a mana bar? Stay away from that if it has one!

In Russia, YOU kill spider! Actually, that's pretty much everywhere except Australia, mate.

Australians...

Warning, There might be a giveaway related to this.

Why Antoine Dodson, you're back and this time talking about spiders...

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we love spiders