What Steam game would be your ideal partner?

Doc Clock and The Toasted Sandwich Of Time.
It's crazy, like me

Your "partner" is cheap

Guild Wars 2 - It's beautiful, very interesting, offers something no other would give and damn.. we can spend countless hours together...

Dungeons of Dredmor. Always surprising me, always up for a laugh, not too demanding, never get bored of, always coming out with new stuff that I aint seen, and so on.

Mark of the Ninja.

Nice clean lines and open to lots of different approaches.

What even is.... Scrubblenauts, because of its creativity and it allows me to do as I please.

super meat boy... it's meaty , not easy and gets me sweating every time.

runway

FTL: Faster Than Light, because I'm into sci-fi, charming but simple aesthetics, and erotic asphyxiation.

But seriously, I have no idea.

Recettar: An Item Shop's Tale

...

Dishonored. Because that's how every girl feels after a night with me.

bad rats

Well the game I've been wanting is Painkiller: Black Edition. Its sorta like that one person you dream about dating. If I had to choose someone I had already played it would be Portal 2. A twisted sense of humor almost as bad as mine. Always new stuff to try out, and most of the time, it makes me think about what I really want.

Team Fortress 2.