Inspired by recent events, i decided to chime in. ga l1 - ga l3

Imagine you're in a shopping mall with your significant other, minding your own business ... when suddenly:

 
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What would you do?

 

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Women of SG what would you do?

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try and resolve the conflict with her verbally
pull of the olde kick in the cunt trick and run
confront your man - "why u no resist?"
challenge her to a traditional mud wresting contest - the winner gets it all
suggest a threesome ... as you'll beat her at sexytime with your technique
call the cops "she done stole my man"
other - see my reply
preemptivley call an amberlamps this will get ugly ...
give up it on and get a new one
"u wanna get botled cnt!?" - time to rip - let that booze bottle you keep in your purse shine
"omae wa mo shindeiru" - you've already pulled off one of those Hokuto No Ken moves on her

You know you will have guys voting mud wrestling or threesome.

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How dare you question the integrity of SG's male patronage,
i'm almost offended but your concern is duly noted.

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I'll fix that right now: attention please!
At Lugums request, only female patronage is allowed to vote, gentlemen please refrain from voting.

& done

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damn!!!

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ooops... too late! :V

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i wanted to see results on percentge so i had to vote

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I voted "u wanna get botled cnt!?" defo want to hear my woman with that one

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We would never do that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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suggest a threesome ... as you'll beat her at sexytime with your technique 66(35%)

All women? :p

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Probably not :D ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I'd re-question my sexuality

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You're free to imagine she done stole your bae. That said, i'd expect about as much resistance, as a delicate flower
dangling in the wind could offer, against a beautiful, strong, possessive yet feminine grip plucking it from the ground.

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snakes in the grass ... kidding, replies will do

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That is certainly a witty reply - hadn't even thought of age, much less realism. :-D

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Where is the choice: "Go on" no need to do anything, since I'm sure my significant other gladly comes back quickly, in this example

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Was thinking the same thing, I mean doesn't the person you are with have an opinion as well?

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Exactly, the person isn't a chocolate bar.

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Did you just assume someone's gender?

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As far as I know, chocolate bars are genderless, but I can see how it could confuse you as a simplified phallic shape =)

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Would fall under "other - see my reply" - but yeah mostly wishful thinking with meme answers, i made up on the spot.
There's an old saying - men are romantics larping as realists, women are realists larping as romantics.

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Yeah, that was pretty much my thought. If Hypothetical Boyfriend cares for me, he'll be back. If not, then that's his business, and I get to go look for a man who'll be more loyal and straightforward with me.

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Stab her

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it reminded me of this:

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To my future wife: You know I'd never pick that (gestures with my hand towards the girl in the photo) over you, babe.

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To Loket's future wife: He seriously NEVER expected to actually meet you, he didn't mean anything by it!

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lol, I meant it to be read as if your future wife turned out to actually be the girl in the photo, not that you didn't expect to have a future wife at all.

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Oooh. I doubt I'd go for that girl, but it would certainly be awkward if I did and she found this thread...

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I'll be ???, considering I'm more likely to be out with said girl, and with a guy trying to grab her from me, a knee to his part solves everything, right? Well, there needs to be an option for "I'm gay (Well, les. but still), so why would I be out with a guy unless he's JUST a friend/relative?".

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It would be more likely to be a pokemon battle

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So, a person like me? If I still had my cards AND had them with me at that time XD

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I'm literally laughing out loud at this comment. Priceless

Edit: Don't worry if you don't get it. It's just my odd sense of humour. Thank you for a good laugh none the less :)

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Brillant but almost too many laughs for one night, don't want to get spoiled :P

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Haha, this is my favourite comment of the day. Thanks!

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I still have loads of cards for Yu-Gi-Oh! and I could duel at weekends when my name is Brenda

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First I'd wonder how my wife became a man. Once I got past that, I would inform this dumb bitch that this isn't how things work. You can't just claim someone as yours.

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Well first I know my man would resist and be the first to tell her "nope".
But anyway I'm not a person of violence, although I'm not scared to fight! I'll ask her why she does that and try to resolve the issue by talking. If it has to come to fighting, so be it, I'm not afraid she has muscles because I know judo 👍

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dont know ma'am... i know a couple of judo tricks but jeez by seeing a pair of thighs like those i would be legitimately worried lol

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Indeed xD
Judo is somewhat efficient with people who weigh the same as you but you gotta be really good to beat someone much heavier.
But I'd try anyway :')

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oh yeah no doubt, in cqc weight is crucial. im more into boxing, generally only seeing a solid developed lower body tends to be an alarm signal.

But I'd try anyway :')

much respect to that! ;)

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I think I would let my boyfriend resolve it.
Either he would resist and together we'd tell her to fuck off, or he wouldn't resist and in that case, I'd let her have him :D

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Either he would resist

In what way though? If we're going with the slightly unrealistic situation that it's down to physical strength that the story at hand suggests I know I would probably not have a big chance of being able to resist anything :P

Your answer might still be the same though, just curious :)

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Resist as in struggle, try to pull away from her, resisting verbally and such... pretty much like any sane person would react if a stranger grabbed them ;D

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Ok, I read the situation presented as this, in most cases, wouldn't have been enough to dissuade her from "claiming" your boyfriend, although I seem to have been fairly unique in this

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Yeah, we'd have to call the cops or something in the end :D
But imagine if the boyfriend just didn't object in any way. I'd be like, fine, keep the jerk, he's all yours.. :D

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Call an ambulance cause things gonna get UGLYYYY

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As currently a fan of Ranma 1/2, in this situation, "my" boyfriend would be dead. Beaten up by Akane.

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More like it would end up in some no doubt hilarious and outlandish martial arts contest. Bonus points if the amazon girl's physique does not actually help her in any way with it. (And if it's actually in Ranma 1/2, then more bonus points if Ranma and Akane happen to be nearby and get involved by trying to help the girl whose boyfriend got "stolen". Even more bonus points if due to circumstances one of them ends up taking her place in the contest. Pretty sure that could actually be an episode. XD )

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Tell her she gotta lift them standards higher

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lol

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I mean, it takes two to tango, so if it depends on gow my gf reacts. If she agrees wirh her then both fingers up and a "fuck y'all," if no then a "wtf?" And walk pull my girlfriend to walk away.

But why does this sound like the start of a bad cuckqueen porno?

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What exactly is the start of a good cuckqueen porno?

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I'm not really sure, but Id imagine it as essentially the fucking in front of my salad porno but with girls.

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I'm afraid to ask what a salad porno is D:

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The new meme porn, 2017's lemon steal whore

https://youtu.be/tBgHja3OGY4

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Damn, she's pretty and strong, I would ask to date her instead. Disappointed for not having that option in the poll

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"pull of the olde kick in the cunt trick and run"

Otherwise referred to as: "The Cunt Punt".

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it is not yours to decide, your SO should be the one to show up :)
also bum for the ga's

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As a man i would be like:

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suggest a threesome

Never see that coming

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I d just laugh at her and wait until he just walks away.
she couldnt possible follow normal walking people with those stompers ;)

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Looks like you've simulated the unfolding situation even more thoroughly
than I, as a true connoisseur of the Hokuto No Ken would.

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I'm so sorry, I'm a man but I clicked anyway. Don't ban me please :(

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No worries ... the pre-suggested votes are the real filters . :-D

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Ask if shed be down for a 3 way LOL But for real, I think we can settle it like ladies with a good old fasioned bit of mud wrestling

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