It is funny how people actually try to pronounce my name Kobus. The best way I can describe its pronunciation is Qui-biss. So my question is do foreigners and even some locals mispronounce your name? I don't even want to put my full first name, middle name and surname here as that would result in a pronunciation disaster. I'll probably have to change it to Jack if I ever immigrate.

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https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/QFt0K/skullgirls
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/xtcC7/music-wars-empire
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/81JQ2/stardust-vanguards

Edit: Best id showing how to pronounce my name I could get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nXoP2KwBTo

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Versions of my name exists in many different languages, and so when I meet someone from a country where they have a version of my name, they often default to their local pronunciation (or just the English version, if they don't have it in their country). My first surname often causes some issues for people who don't speak Swedish, but my second surname don't seem to be causing anyone any problems (and it's a surname that's very popular in Sci-fi, for some reason, so people have heard it). Swedes quite often try to combine my two surnames into one when they speak, with some interesting results.

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Something like Snorlax?

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People have heard that when others have tried to combine the two, but generally an r disappears, resulting in a longer o and there's no gap between the r & the D.

What really butchers my second surname is Microsoft Office. There's a common misspelling of a common word, which results in something that looks like my second surname, so office just assumes that it's this common misspelling, and turns my second surname into a common word.

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Hah! Maybe there's a way to add an exception to the corrector, but I don't use MS Office so I don't really know.

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I've not found a way to do it, without turning off auto-correction entirely. But it's not a big issue for me, I know of other workarounds, the issue comes when other people write my name. At my Uni different people would different workarounds, once they noticed the issue, and thus I could sometimes find a dot in the middle of my name, or an oddly placed space, and of course, this also confused people who were not familiar with the fact that a workaround was needed, and they either thought my name was abbreviated or just assumed that it was a typo and then they would write my name normally... and thus the name would get misspelled.

This does by the way only happen if you have Office set to Swedish, if you're using an English version of Office, it does not get corrected. People in France should not have any issues either, as there's a town in southern France with this name.

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It really sucks D:

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people have no idea what to make of my name...

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My name has 4 vowels in a row. Not even people from around here get it right most of the time >_>

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Try me.

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Eh, I'm not gonna post my surname here ;p

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Why?

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Not really. My name is Yordan and most English speakers try to pronounce it like Jordan, but the Slavic version has the emphasis in the end of the word, apart from that it's rarely mispronounced. But my last name is very rare and is misspelled all the time.

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I'm lucky with my first name (Diana), but my last name is basically a nightmare to write and pronounce for most people. I'm mostly Romanian, but my last name is Polish, which was Hungarian-ized (for lack of better wording) by my grandfather. Which in my case pretty much means that the "ski" turned into "zki", so most Romanians have no idea how to pronounce my name when they see it.
My older cousin literally had a full wall of diplomas and awards for boxing when she was in high school, and I remember seeing at least 4-5 different spellings.

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depends of the region tbh

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Would mostly be problematic for native English speakers to pronounce my name. My name is actually Dutch.

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Sounds from fantasy literature :O because i have no idea about dutch

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Try to pronounce my full names. Jacobus Hendrikus.

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everytime someone that speaks fluent english online tries to pronounce "faboitas" for the first time they say "faboit...ass"

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I don't care about pronunciation.
My name is Italian but foreign people pronounce it differently.
I play along and never correct them.

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I think it completely depends on the region of the world. I don't mean necessarily language, but the similarities between them.

Based on "The best way I can describe its pronunciation is Qui-biss", i'm pretty sure i could handle that, But being norwegian i would likely say "Kvibbis", "Ku-i-biss" or "Ko-i-biss" or even "Kåi-biss" (which sounds like "coy-biss"), when just reading it,

(with quite strong K, U and O). Using Q is not even very common in our language.

There is a quite common saying here, "Navne skjemme ingen"; Meaning "The name shames no-one" or "A name shames no-one" . :)

https://youtu.be/_Gbtm-93oqE ...im pretty sure there exist men who are called Su or Sue :)

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I could only find one vid on Youtube of how to pronounce my name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nXoP2KwBTo

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Kvibbøss (or Kvibbuhs if missing the "uh" sound as letter)... :)

Quibbuhs in english i guess.

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The problem with most names like that is that you are expected to pronounce it in a way completely different than it is written.

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Yep :)

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I have 2 names. One is Dutch, so it's easy for the locals and they won't have trouble prounciating it. I like my other name much more but rarely use it, as people will definitely butcher it.

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Well, even some people at work don't pronounce my name well :D

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My name is Răzvan... go figure. :P

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Ressvann/Ræs-vann :)

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A lot closer than how most people I play games with pronounce it. :p

http://forvo.com/word/r%C4%83zvan/

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Ræsvan(n). The benefit of having extra letters in the alphabet :D

In english it would be "rae-essvann" (but said quickly, where the - is not really any pause) i guess

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Not with name, but people often make mistakes in my THREE LETTER surname xD

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Never had any problem with how people pronounce my name, it helps that it follows standard spanish spelling and it's not really rare.
What some people tend to do is forget my first surname since it's quite rare, what might end up on people mixing the order of my names.

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Every language has its own way of writing sounds (English sucks at this), so it's very hard to correctly pronounce a word you never heard.
When you don't know how to read an unknown, foreign word (wherever it comes from), you (at least here in Italy) tend to anglicize the pronounciation, as English were the supreme language of something like that...

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Not my name, but where I work I have to type in names all the time.. and it's terrible.
Guy with name Carlton.
It was Charallten. He didn't automatically try to spell it for me, like I would SOMEHOW guess that's how it's spelled.
I get tons of black people with terrible names too, but they always spell it. They either know their name is retarded, or because I'm white I just wouldn't get it. I don't.
Stop doing this to your children.. you aren't unique. It's not clever or original to invent a new spelling and pronounce it the same way.
You're just inconvenient and annoying.
Kathy and Cathy? Fine. Katee and pronounce it Kathy? NO, WRONG.

But of course this is different than going to other countries and having people butcher your name.
If people messed it up in your home country though, screw you, you have a stupid name.

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Some parents combine their names to create new 'interesting' variant for their child

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XD

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That's like people naming their kids Christian instead of simply Kristian..Or Charles instead of Kjarls :) I guess it was more posh once upon a time. We don't even use "ch" or "c" here, we use "kj"; But "ch" was brought to us from the Danish.

So Christian and Catrine, are just posher versions of Kristian and Katrine.

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A boring wooden Door or a glamourous palm D'or? It's all the same to me, but actually it's awe as in awesome. So what do I get from every Indian call centre? Da Wee. That's just taking da piss.

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My name is Lithuanian (Arūnė), so even if foreigners know how to read those letters, they still never pronounce them the right way (English R sounds different than ours, for example). And fellow Lithuanians often confuse me with other girl names like Šarūnė or Ramunė because those are very common and mine is very rare -_-

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Your name looks like Elvish one for me :D

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That's cool to hear, I really love Elves :D

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Arrunnjei/Arrunnjey/A-runnjei/Arrunney? (Kind of like André)

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Ė sounds kind of like the ending of André. I don't know what "j" is doing in your guesses though. Also the stressed letter is Ū. "A roo neeh". But the R is not soft like English one.

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Yeah i'm from western norway so i know what hard R's are like lol :D
they are more like "errrrr" (more harsh and rolling, like in the english word "Error", just a bit harder on "Err") instead of "Ewrorr". But quite impossible to express in normal writing.

Arunee/Arunei then?

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Yep, I guess you get the R :D but Arunee is still not right since Ū is long and stressed as well :D

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I'm trying to think of a an eglish word that contains that sound, but only one i can think of is Canoo, and i doubt that is 100% correct. Like a short "ooooooh"...

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It's like "rude", but think of the hard R going with it

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Well, finally, having naturally hard R's came as a benefit lol

I can't even speak the "awr" sound, it twists my tounge, just "err". My dialect is more close to Icelandic or Scottish than Danish and Swedish when it comes to the R's (the Err's) :D

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I know that feel bro...I'm trying so hard for my English to sound natural when I talk but then there's R to fuck it all up. My best friend can't get enough on me saying the word "girl", apparently it's hilarious -_-

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Even when I tried I got compared to a vampire ;_;

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:D PeRRhaps its not without reason? :D After all, i've met Ukrainian with a rune medallion just 3 years ago. When i asked where he got it, (since i assumed it was a suvenir from Norway); it was actually from his own country and he claimed to have had it for years.

Needless to say, the evening suddenly consisted of a lot more beerdrinking than planned, and friendly historical discussions over it :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_expansion#/media/File:Viking_Expansion.svg

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So that guy remembers the old Kievan Rus started by the viking Rurik, I guess :D

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Hmm yeah. I had to actually google that name but i think everyone would have to to admit Varangian would likely be someone with some kind of connection to some place called Varanger ..Or even via Varanger , from some place called Hardanger :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardanger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varanger_Peninsula

(but, there most have been a reason why he fled...)

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It happens all the time. My name is Raymond andmost people don't say the "d" at the end, while it actually should be said. And I'm sure english people (probably most languages) pronounce my name differently.

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In french, at least, the "d" at the end of Raymond is not pronounced. Otherwise it sounds like "Raymonde", which is a female name.
(Assuming we're talking about your fist name here.)

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In dutch it is and I'm dutch, so yeah, the people around here can't use that excuse :p

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Nah, they pronounce it fine. Tho they have problems with my surname :D

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Well, people I meet usually call me Italy and it's annoying because I have no connection to Italy, My name is called Itay I-tay It's so annoying when someone can't pronounce your name right.

Note: Thanks for the giveaways :P

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Nobody could spell my last name in my home country. Nobody can pronounce my first name in my current country. I can never win ┐(‘~`;)┌

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not gonna lie, i wouldve pronounced it co bus.

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That's even how it's listed on prononcenames.com

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