Twist a quote thread

Simply take any quote from a well known person/character etc and twist it to your liking for the lulz. Just remember to post the original in the first line and then your twisted version in the next line.

I'll go first:


It is better to burn than to fade away - Kurt Cobain
It is better to burp than to fart away - wyl9


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It is better to burp than to fart away - wyl9
It is better to fart than to fap away - Nelen

1 decade ago
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Isn't the actual original quote "It is better to burn out than to fade away?
And plus, Cobain didn't come up with that line - he was quoting one of Neil Young's song

/end smartarse.

You may now continue your game.
As you were.
:P

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" " by Gordon Freeman

Edit* to make cxiong93 happy.

"Gabe, I am your father." By SKD3

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you didn't twist it

1 decade ago
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It didn't feel right putting words in his mouth....

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Gordon Freeman

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Closed 1 decade ago by wyl9.