A Humble Llama Giveaway thread

Used (not by me).

I bET it did. Thank you! :D (I used it)

Yes, but don't worry, not only am I racist I'm also sexist and ageist and I do just fine,

can it be a dirty limerick?

Not yet, assholes. Post when we hit 400!

Too soon. doesn't count until 400 comments!

And I thought my Internet went down again >.<

Damn, I gave it a try thinking there will be like 5 people before me and I got it. I kinda feel guilty, Mighty Llama. :c
Thank you very much and, well, sorry. I'll just watch others play from now on. :P

the A of humble!! (But To Late, jajaja)

Changed PS4 to PS3 then realized it said humbla..

We understand. ugly people need LOTS of beauty sleep.

If I suck it, do I get a game? :p
They are gone so fast

Did someone get this

Hail satin!

You threw off my groove.

A game to the first person to get that reference.

got the first one, thanks:))

U forgot anal.

wow i got it! thank you!

I'm really bad at it :(

That is correct! And that statement also applies to this comment

Ahem

<3

Let the F5 (or Ctrl+R) begin

Exactly.

Loving on Llamas is something I do

I love them in many ways, anally too

We only wear snuggies that I got from the mall

Just some poor creatures, stuck in a ball

You smell like a llama,
I heard you like anal.
You're so full of drama,
Drugs? Say no.
We should have sex,
And cuddle with snuggies.
You're like a t-rex,
Who only wants huggies.
Pokemon.

Still got ninja'd on the humble bundle link! Well, here's my poem

Come my love come; let’s travel to unknown lands!

Our snuggies will be our sails; our goal, untouched sands.

Ô Great Llamas, bless our union, and guide us on the sea,

Our passion is our sex-tant, finally setting us free.

Yes my love, we’ll see the world, our heart so true,

You teach me the secret of your soul, and I’ll teach you,

the way to go anal-yze the bond between us, dear.

We will prevail, my love, the glimmering coasts are near

Nothing can stop us now, no angel, no demon.

We made it, now let’s catch all Pokemon!

my hiney was a bit tiny
so i came to llama called barney
he laughed at my hiney
aldough it was tiny

so my friend barney got all muggy
and he gave me a snuggie
handed me a ball
and told me "ball you must roll"

roll the ball i did
and wild rapy pokemon apeard
i hid under my snuggie
but forgot to cover my hiny

that was a story of how my hiney
is not anymore that tiny!

Once upon a time, there was a lama that did not know why, wanted to go far and wide to get them all on to the dark side. To do this i swear its true, she had to snuggle between their U. You must push hard, she told her self. But when she looked it was to late, down at her feet was something big. The head was pointy, with long yellow ears, when she lookd up she was in tears. It wanted something a bit to big, for its small mouth to eat. It opens its mouth and swallowed whole, the thing that lama said, it was his core.

Blah not a fan of zombie games, so let someone else win, now for my masterpiece drumroll

Roses are red snuggies is blue
Lama dropping the soap makes ash drool

I'm pleased with it especially because it doesn't really rhyme

There once was a llama from Nantucket,
who loved ass so much he would fuck it.
With snuggie in hand,
went to pokemon land,
and told all the trainers to "suck it!"

The llama so odd, gives gifts like a god.

We thank him a lot for what he has brought.

He'll give us the story of zombies so gory,

and thank him we will for being so ill.

Keep on rocking, and being so awesome,

your filling our stocking with flowers so blossom.

We thank you dear llama and that is a fact,

We love you so much, we can form a pact.

Thank you my friend keep on giving,

and you will have a memory worth reliving.

Just for fun:

Roses are red
Midgets are blue
Llama likes anal
I'd eat a raccoon.

A - Llamas, what a majestic creature!

A - They have one defining feature:

B - When wearing a snuggie,

B - Getting fucked by a Starmie,

C - Only when it is anal,

C - By a midget who is anile,

A - It feels better than fucking your teacher

~ That was my poem, I included the rhyme scheme as well. Thank you :)

beat me bash me bite my bum
ill whip you strip you till you come
fuck me suck me lick me out
pull my tits and hear me shout

Some Pussies R Tight & Fit Like a Glove
Some R Loose & No Good 4 Love
The Way for Fuckin' & Kepping U Fitter
Is Rolling Her Over & Banging Her Shitter!

I'm not a poet, so I'll try a haiku triplet.

Odd fluffy llama
Gives away so many games
Covered in snuggies

Cool fluffy llama
Catches poor little creatures
And puts them in balls

Sweet fluffy llama
People mentioning anal
Should I run away?

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a... Oh you know what? Just fuck it.
This limmerick's shit,
We'll just throw a fit.
No matter how lame,
I just want the game.
Because the Walking Dead kicks fucking ass.
... Like midget porn.

I'm wholly unsure this is worth posting, but I'm horribly tired, and weirdly amused, so fuck it. Why not? >XD

Osama bin Llama

It seems it's not working :s

taken, there was a mistake with an 5 not S answer was U5er

Jaja, is USer?

¿Qué usted dice?

My non-existent dick?