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What's wrong with all the Chuck Norris jokes?!

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SalisMan

Seriously, they are not funny whatsoever.

And he isn't tough and awesome how everybody thinks.

And he isn't even a good actor...

1 decade ago*

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Winn

They're true.

1 decade ago
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Dobby200

Anyone who tried to lie about one was killed by a roundhouse kick to the head

Im suprised you hve been allowed to live this long...

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MegaGiga

Chuck Norris doesn't act, they just film his day to day activities

1 decade ago
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Jonex

So very very true.

1 decade ago
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ZPavelZ

Wow I feel so sorry for you. Chuck never forgives people saying stuff like that. Write us again when you get out of the hospital, if you manage to. :(

1 decade ago
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SalisMan

Hooo so scared... (Not)

1 decade ago
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ZPavelZ

That's what the other guys used to say too.... =/

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demyztikx

Agree, over played and over hyped jokes are not funny. Just like those stupid Candlejack jok

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Doshmaku

I used to joke about Chuck Norris, but then I took a cake to the knee. Ex dee dee dee.

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ZPavelZ

It's CandleCHUCK, actually.

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ChrisITA

Annoying.

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catadrk

Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Meetrock

I demand Chuck Norris to battle me, I'll probably win

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BernardoOne

It all started when people started making sarcastic jokes about his awful, awful movies. It was supposed to be to make fun of him, but the Internet dun goofed and now people take it seriously.

Fact: Chuck Norris is a pussy that only agreed to appear in The Expendables 2 if they made the movie PG-13.

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SalisMan

Yeah, I saw The Expendables 2 today, and I hate they put him in...

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daijalod

I didn't know people were taking it seriously... Makes it funnier.

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Kleiser

Looks like someone is jelaous of Chuck Norris...shame on you.

1 decade ago
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SalisMan

Jealous to what? :D

1 decade ago
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Zlia

Yeah, Chuck Norris is a joke! I mean, if he was really that great he'd probably break trough my door and smash my head into the keybojyjjbmhbthmsgngjygfkgfhjgfkljhgfc

(That said, I find the jokes very funny. If you don't like them, then they just don't suite you. So get a sense of humor or stop hating. :P )

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SalisMan

They're overused. And repeated jokes aren't jokes, or how do you say that in english.

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Closed 1 decade ago by SalisMan.