And why aren't you doing it right now?

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I can't, my roommate is sleeping in the room.

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Your roommate shouldn't be left out from the fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Die (?)

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+1

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write down to girl, which i like very much to gor for a walk and treat her like it was my last day)

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Most generic thing ever.

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Ok, so I'll go and cry now... IiviI

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poor owl :(

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Make sure that ArchiBoT won't kill entire humanity when I leave him alone with his self-conscious.

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Saving humanity as your last act on Earth. Thats nice

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Celebrate that I don't have to worry about job hunting anymore ^^

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UP!

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skip work and play mafia iii

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I would ragecry!

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THIS JOKE IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

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You wanna say im not unique with it?

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No >:(

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Ok, let me hug you!
i had to force myself NOT to write "don't ragecry"

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Oh god... :(

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Please, it's not that bad.

No need to ragecry

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Well, it depends on the way I'd have to die. If it were something really unpleasant, I'd finish it beforehand on my own terms. Otherwise I guess I'd just cry a lot. Why am I not doing either right now? I'm not sure, really.

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My girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Find out once and for all if the light in the fridge stays on when you close it.

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Well, eh, no it doesn't. It has a button.

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I would go to sleep and I'd make sure to stay asleep 'till the end.

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That sound like a nice option, I guess if I had really effective sleeping pills, I'd do the same.

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I would just say goodbye to my family and friends and to entire world, and say "You are next" >:D

sooo goodbye cruel world, you are next >:O

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I wouldn't do anything special, my spirit was crushed years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GVjkg_7bK0&feature=youtu.be&t=7s

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I would hang out with my family and that is what I am doing. Just on a smoke break

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I would say goodbye to the people i care the most. And tell them that i love them and to be happy.

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Ask the girl I like to go out with me. I'm kind of a pussy.

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Do it :)

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Easier said than done :)

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You're correct, but doesnt hurt to try, right?

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True. I guess it wouldn't hurt. :P

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so... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Are you asking her out?

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Who knows? When the time is right, maybe.

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I see, wish you luck man. You can do it!

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Thank you dude.

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TIP: start small and very casual. An invitation to chat and get to know someone is non-threatening and opens the door to additional invites. You want to get to know this person, after all, so you're making "progress" without heartbreak. Instead of asking her out to dinner and a movie, you can ask her to join you for a cup of coffee. The goal is chit-chat so she can get to know you as a person.

  • If she says "No," you can try again another time. (It's just conversation, not a marriage proposal.)
  • If she hedges ("No, but..."), then she is inviting you to ask her at another time. This shows interest in you.
  • If she says "Yes," then you get to spend some time together. Mission accomplished.
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Thank you for the tips :)

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There is no "right" time!
I waited for almost a year to ask girl i like to go out.
All went ok, and from that time 3 years passed as one day.
until we broke up, but thats life

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You're right, I'm just trying to make excuses to avoid the situation :(

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I'll tell you something I learned the hard way, there is no "right time"
I'm kind of a pussy too, don't get me wrong, but trust me, a "no" is and will always be x1000 times better than a "what it"

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Wise words!

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Probably give away my steam account and other possessions to people that would enjoy them and then just wait. I'm guessing it would feel similar to what a prisoner would feel like on his last day in prison after being there for most of his life.

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i would die

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But who would post all those gifs on forums when? :(

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+1

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Best way to go. xD

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I prefer not to say. But I can answer why I'm not doing it now - it's illegal, and I don't want to go to jail :P

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I'd do a lot of shit as well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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clear my blacklist.

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are you going to die today?

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no >=)

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:(

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No one would be missing out on anything though. :3

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I'd probably try to kill the people who I hate the most. Since those people are generally people who make the lives of some of my loved ones miserable I'd be doing others a favour.
... Or, y'know, I'd just mumble to myself incoherently until my psyche completely shatters and I slit my wrists. See, that's why you don't tell people when they are going to die. :P

Why I'm not doing either of those right now? Well, I haven't gone quite that over the edge yet.

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You'd be a great Joker. That sounds like something he'd say.

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Only under one condition: NO MAKEUP!
Well, that pretty much ruins the whole idea, doesn't it? :D

Hmmm, that makes me wonder... If they gave the Joker the power to make people die at a specific time (like a Death Note or something) he'd probably purposely make it take a few days or even weeks and tell them about it just to see how many would go insane over it. That would make for an interesting story.

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