Guys just a random question...what if one day you wake up and find yourself turned into a woman (or a man if you are a girl),what will you do first and how would you spend your day...?

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If I turn into woman, I would do a romantic comedy with Owen Wilson, or maybe Ben Stiller, I don't know yet.

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look up on google on how to reverse this curse and stay indoors until then haha honest answer

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Have an emotional breakdown followed by eating nothing but ice cream for the rest of the day.

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+1

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Just to clarify, as a male or female?

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Female. As a male I don't experience enough emotion for that sort of thing and the constant craving for red meat won't allow me to eat nothing but ice cream for a day.

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my first period I'd fly into an envious rage and sock all the newly converted men in this thread in the nuts for stealing my privilege from me.


but the very first thing I'd do is freak out, then notice with the penis gone my backup brain is all I've got to work with, then go to the kitchen to calm down and think rationally. then freak out when I realize woman can't do that (no primary brain and my ovaries have corrupted the backup with all these superfluous feelings fluttering around my head like startled birds all the time) and lock myself in there for all of your safety. then I'd teach myself calming sewing like in demolition man and realize thats why its traditionally woman's work in the first place.

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shaggin

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All of your answers are disgusting by the way

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I would seduce people into giving me free stuff if I'm pretty, if I'm ugly, I'll beat myself and sue the guy standing next to me for everything he owns.

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EVIL! xD

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"if I'm ugly, I'll beat myself and sue the guy standing next to me for everything he owns."

I lost my shit at this. XD

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you have no honor, like a woman.

(the honor is my penis)

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I would really explore the woman body I will have xD like you know...the big soft thingies on my chest will be checked first cuz I like the soft thingies,I won't call em by their names cuz the forum mods might go on and hate me xD

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Go directly to a lesbian bar. That shit's gonna be awesome.

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Simple, look myself...

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I'd probably play with my newly acquired breasts for a while

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I will immediately go to the kitchen.

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I loled

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Depends... Do people who already know me have their minds modified to think that I was a woman all along or is it going to be a surprise to them as well?

Edit: Either case, first thing I'd do is find out whether I still look ugly or I look good for a change (in a mirror, of course)

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This.

If the world isn't changed to accept that I'm a woman, what would happen is this: My 4 year old would wake me up at 5-6 AM, I'd go to his bed, he'd see me and freak out. At that point I'd probably realise that something has changed and might go check the mirror, and freak out myself (though quietly). My wife would get up and I would try to explain to her that I'm still me, just changed. After that I will have to convince lots of other people, pretty much everyone I know, like my parents, work mates, etc. It would be very taxing, and I'm sure it won't help that press is all over me while researchers are after me to try to understand the change. Of course, my whole world view will collapse, because I believe that such a change can't happen overnight, and coupled with all the external pressures I will likely suffer a nervous breakdown. I might then decide to escape everything and go live in a convent somewhere.

Then there's the possibility that I the world will adjust but I will still remember everything as before and feel the same as before, only be a woman. That would make my life very difficult too, since everyone will be convinced (possibly including myself) that I lost my mind, and I myself won't be able to fill the roles I'm expected to. For example if in the new reality I'll be married to a man, our relationship will deteriorate quickly.

The easiest possibility is that the world will completely adjust to my new being, and in short notice I will not remember that I was a man.

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There are some funny posts in here, but all humor aside, I think it would be a startling eye-opener for each of us to spend even a day as a member of the opposite gender and experience how differently the world views you, treats you, accepts you, etc.

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I'm analytical... So if I were child that turned into an adult, I'd talk with my parents about it that day. If I was an adult and switched genders, I'd contemplate for a few hours and then make an appointment to see my doctor for a checkup & blood tests.

Not much fun with this answer... :)

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aka you would masturbate

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I'd go to a clinic and turn into a man again.

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I'd have breakfast.

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+1

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you sir deserve a medal

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Aaaah, you beat me to it. Well done.

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Repost! lol twis was on first page

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Easy, I'd find all the phallic objects I could, and play with myself, all day. Especially my boobies, those would be so sweet to play with, any time I wanted to. I mean, I'd still have a man's mind, come on.

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thats the first thing you'd do? you wouldn't get drunk off vodka soaked tampon like the cool kids are doing these days? it has a pleasant burning sensation and won't smell on the breath :)

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so many dudes here talking about dildos. you can just buy a dildo if you want it that bad, no magic required. (there isn't nearly the stigma there once was, and if youre that bashful even a hairbrush would do really.)

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Best comment yet, I was thinking the same like wtf is with everyone wanting to do that xD

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Dude, women have it so easy. Carrots, zucchinis, egg plants (for those with plus size vaginas), hair brushes, handles off random objects from the kitchen, sausages warmed up in the microwave and wrapped in a condom.. So easy to replicate a penis.. Not so much the other way 'round :P

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open your mind

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That's bullcrap, men have it just about as easy to replicate a penis too.

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Ah yes, I should have specified orientation. Was assuming heterosexualnesssss :P

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Not gonna lie. Am dude. Done hairbrush. Nothing strange there. Only difference would be the orifice probed.

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I'd challenge the phallocratic patriarchy.

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+1 those guys are dicks

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Poke the chest jellies a couple of times, then go play games.

Also, if you have any actual interest in the subject, check this green light for a genderswap game

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I thought it would be about this :(

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Closed 1 decade ago by Readablewinner.