It's that time of year again...mah Birthday yo! And for my birthday I got...LEGO Dimensions! Plus the Back to the Future, Portal, Doctor Who and Simpsons level packs! Yes, there's Back to the Future, Portal, Doctor Who, Simpsons and even Ghostbusters LEGO sets now. It's a wonderful time to be alive!

I'm giving away the game that brought me the most fun in years...Gunpoint! Giveaway Basically it's Watch Dogs for Super Nintendo (has someone already made that joke? They have to have, maybe I made it last year?). It's a 2d side scroller with an fun hacking mechanic, you can wire doors to light switches and all kinds of other cool stuff. Check out the demo, you'll dig it. Plus it's my favorite genre of stuff: Noir! What is noir you ask? Let's boil it down to the most basic. A good guy caught in a bad situation or a bad guy trying to make things right. And there's (almost) always a femme fatale...you know...I really bad girl. They were really popular in the 40's and 50's. A few classic examples you may have seen or at least heard of: Double Indemnity, The Third Man, Touch of Evil, Out of the Past, The Big Sleep, Chinatown (ok, Chinatown is from 1974 but it's set in 1937...which is earlier than the 40's...but still). Some more modern examples are Sin City (that comic book movie that looks...like a comic book) and the Sc-Fi Noir Blade Runner which I know is pretty popular 'round these parts.

Now comes the part where I bust out a little known comedy noir for everyone to enjoy: Zero Effect Starring Bill Pullman (always great), Ben Stiller (he's been great a few times), Ryan O'Neal (you may remember him playing Ryan O'Neal on the Larry Sanders Show) and Kim Dickens (before she got hot...I kinda got a thing for her...) and written and directed by Jake Kasdan. First a little bit about Jake Kasdan. He's directed and/or produced an array of movies and TV. Orange County, Freaks and Geeks, New Girl, The TV Set (which is loosely based on his failure to make a Zero Effect TV show), Walk Hard, Fresh off the Boat, Bad Teacher, Sex Tape and Weird Loners (I keep getting away from the point here, but check out the TV show Weird Loners, it's only 6 episodes and is totally awesome. It's been compared to Happy Endings, but it's less...pop culture). But he's best known as the dude who's dad is Lawrence Kasdan, writer of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, most recently Star Wars: The Force Awakens and his most famous film and the only one that any one will recognize: Silverado (what, I love me a western too! Just not as much as noir). Lawrence also wrote and directed a pretty good noir called Body Heat. But enough about the guy who made Silverado (and some other stuff). Let's talk about Zero Effect. It's a detective story with a convoluted plot, twisty plot. The twist is the portrayal of Daryl Zero (Pullman) and Steve Arlo (Stiller). They are basically a Sherlock Holmes and Watson. But not. Arlo is not the bumbling sidekick Watson is usually portrayed as, but more the Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman version of Watson. But they are also Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin. For those who don't know they are a somewhat famous duo written by Rex Stout from 1934 to 1975 (!). Nero almost never leaves the house and is brilliant, Archie is his legman who does most of the work and while not as smart as Nero is still formidable. That's Zero and Arlo. I could really go on about Nero Wolfe and the incredible Nero Wolfe Mystery TV series with Maury Chaykin and Timothy Hutton, but I've digressed enough There's also a little bit of Fletch thrown in with fun little running gag with Pullman's made up identities. Oh, there's also a sex scene to a Nick Cave song!

Well, now that I've talked a bit about noir let's get everyone else involved. Wanna talk about your favorite noir movie? Go for it! Or favorite noir game or comic book? Go for it! Or your favorite LEGO? Go for it! Or, since it's one of my topics...wanna bash Mark Millar? Go for it!!! And if you want to help me build a PC swing by my other thread over here

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Happy bday.

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Thanks! Happy Birthday to you too! (use that when appropriate)

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Happy birthday, .... Favorite LEGO .... how can you pick just one i love them all

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Make a decision man! I can easily pick a favorite! I just need a theme...and a year released...and a piece count range...than I can pick a top 10 :D

And you have a Happy Birthday too..to be used whenever your birthday is :D

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ok ok i found one castle set from 90s http://images.brickset.com/sets/images/6090-1.jpg

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Good choice! My first set was King's Castle from 1984 (I got it a few years later :P ). I love me a good castle.

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Happy birthday! I guess my favorite Lego would be the Star Wars Republic Cruiser because I paid 200 dollars for one as a kid only to have my brother break it and lose all the pieces.

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Your brother totally sucks dude...but I smell a noir hear. Your brother smashes the LEGO, you fight shove him down...he's stabbed by one of them antenna pieces! Now you spend the rest of the time trying to hide his violent death from your mom! it's a mix of Rope and Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead! (Rope is an awesome Alfred Hitchcock movie, noir-ish with a cool gimmick...the movie is "all in one shot"...it's actually long takes with camera trickery to give that impression)

And you have a Happy Birthday too..to be used whenever your birthday is :D

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Well, that's a large list! I'll give you two shorter lists to start with :P This list isn't bad, but he doesn't have Touch of Evil in the top 10? sigh And his number 1 is a film that I just do not like (although I'm wrong, it's good...just I don't like it). Here's a list from The Guardian with a little more info on each film. There's tons more good stuff than the 30 or so listed there, but it's a good start on the classics. I was trying to keep this short but I have to add a least one more...let's go with The Narrow Margin. A story about a cop trying to get a witness back to testify. The whole movie is on a train and it is tense. This is one of those edge of your seat movies.

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Its my Birthday (Yes on Christmas Day!)

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Birthday on Christmas?! I want to make a God and the Devil joke asking if you are Jesus or Karl Rove...

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Somehow you managed to catch me in a narrow here.:)
Firstly happy birthday, I wish you all the best vicktor.
And about my favorite neo noir film is Se7en.

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Se7en! Good choice! Although...to be honest...first time I watched it...I thought it was OK. I was young and stupid! :D There's only been a few good bits of NEO noir and that's one of the best. Sadly there's not a noir WITH neo. There was an animated short "A Detective Story" (a series of shorts based on the Matrix, by anime Directors and writers, called the Animatrix...available on DVD) but that one had Trinity :(

And thanks for the birthday wishes, when your birthday comes I wish you the same :)

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Yes, Se7en is a great movie with excellent plot and very good performances. I can not think of anything I do not like.
Thank you and once again all the best vicktor.:)

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