The first one is for everybody. You can download it here.

I promise you there are no viruses, screamers or other evil stuff in there. However, you have no reason to trust a random bum from the Internet, so as always, exercise caution with everything you download. And feel free to skip it entirely, if you have the slightest bad feeling about this.


Giveaways ended. Two free games are on their way to their new homes. The first game is still free and available for everybody.

The linked file is a package created for the 2D game framework, LΓΆve. They have versions for Windows, Linux and Mac OS X. You can download and install your copy from https://www.love2d.org/


I found out that if LΓΆve is run with VSYNC, the game runs on easy mode (not as intended) but the death animation (fade to black) takes two and a half centuries to finish. If you are bothered with the length of the "death scene", try disabling VSYNC from your graphic adapter settings.

1 decade ago*

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what to do with the 5 letter codes i get form the game?

1 decade ago
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Would answering this count as a hint?

1 decade ago
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Well, it's basic stuff and we should be hospitable to the newcomers.

1 decade ago
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Giveaway links are funny. The game name at the end is irrelevant - you can put anything you want in there - you can even leave it out completely so you end up with something like this

Take a look at that address and you will know what to do.

1 decade ago
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Solved, wait what...

1 decade ago
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Status update

17 solvers (many of them dirty cheaters) and 7 entries.

Nobody has managed to even come close to my high score yet. A pox upon your competitive spirit, SG!

1 decade ago
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edited
Looks like i told a bit of the solution here, i'm trying to run it right now.

second edit
Well, i was searching for hard and vicious ways to run the game but it's simple as hell. And your game is catchy. 40000 for now.

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Heh. "simple as hell." I should put that on the game box. You know, the collector's edition.

But 40K? C'mon that's level 2 stuff. I will be expecting a better score from you.

1 decade ago
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Man, I suck at it....

1 decade ago
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Minimalism is the way to roll.

1 decade ago
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Ooops, I just... boobinated(it) o.O

1 decade ago
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Don't eat all the pi.
cos it's bad for the teeth.

1 decade ago
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Your code makes my eyes bleed ;-;

1 decade ago
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Then my work here is done ;]

1 decade ago
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My eyes are bleeding so much... trying to sort through your code - it's worse than the age of the "goto"...

1 decade ago
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Trust me, if Lua had goto, I would use it too. Bwahahaha.

1 decade ago
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You're pure evil.

1 decade ago
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I shall win.

1 decade ago
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Bah, I'm horrible at these sort of things.

Thanks for the puzzle anyway. It was rather amusing ^^

Wait, how are people getting high scores 0_o?

1 decade ago
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They aren't. They are getting low scores. Losers.

1 decade ago
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I hate you D: I've tried to play the game - failed, so tried to edit your code and recompile - failed because YOUR CODE IS SO ANNOYINGLY MESSY AND USELESS D:

1 decade ago
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Well, if you are headhunting for a position in Valve, I must have you understand that normally I write very tidy and graceful code.

If not, well, SUCK IT HAHAHAHA!

1 decade ago
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I don't know who you are

I will find you, and I will kill you

1 decade ago
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Oh. You are the other kind of headhunter. Woe is me.

1 decade ago
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So you are meant to compile it 0_o?

Well, I'm out then. I'm horrible at programming.

1 decade ago
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Well, not exactly. -no more can be said for fear or spoilers

1 decade ago
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Well, I still have a week to work it out it seems.

Still have no idea what to do with it :/

1 decade ago
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No, you don't need to edit code or compile anything. The file is usable as is.

You may need a certain amount of motor skills though.

1 decade ago
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Ai, I don't even know how to run it though.

Might find something eventually.

1 decade ago
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Try searching the file extension.

1 decade ago
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206,556... And I missed 3 stars :/

1 decade ago
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271,628 :D thanks =) BUUUUMP

1 decade ago
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Bump for 148,239 high-score (or maybe I should say low-score?)

1 decade ago
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Oh, I think I see how to use it now...clever.

Oh sweet jesus...you sir, are the devil ><

1 decade ago
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Is everyone in this thread playing along with a big joke, or are they actually solving it?

I see no clues anywhere.

1 decade ago
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Totally forgot... Bump for solved :P

1 decade ago
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Status update

Since nobody had the nerve to challenge my high score, I went ahead and broke my own record. SG, I am disappoint.

Oh and yes, some solvers, some entries, whatever.

1 decade ago
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theres this weird mambo jambo and c++ code written if you open it with the word pad.

I can't seem to make it function however =/.

You guys are all meanies who wont tell other noobs like me how to play :'(

1 decade ago
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LMAOWTFBBQROFLCOPTER.JPEG
I am dumb. Never mind.

1 decade ago
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!

1 decade ago
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LOVE 2D - FTW <3

1 decade ago
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Score: 389, 469 first try ... Nice game :D

1 decade ago
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Status update

Four days remaining. Leaderboards are still empty. I might as well call them Leadernametags, because they only have my name on them!

A winrar is not you, SG. Yeah, 27 solvers and 12 entries, but still.

1 decade ago
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Highscore is 786 267...

1 decade ago
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Not bad.

If you did it under level 8, I mean. Any later and it's not not bad.

1 decade ago
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awww.... I got it at lvl 16...

1 decade ago
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Bump for "solved".

1 decade ago
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492,638. I'm disappointed tho, I wanted a steam key.
It is a nice casual game,I enjoy.

I get something?

1 decade ago
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Yes! Enjoyment!

1 decade ago
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IS this solvable on a mac?

1 decade ago
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I only had the means to test it on Windows, but (they say) it should work on OS X and Linux as well.

1 decade ago
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Starting to get there, though I'm felling a bit dizzy. Hopefully, I can solve this in time.

1 decade ago
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Thankyou! Your game's addictive. And thanks for the giveaway. My highest score so far is 143 550. Must break your record

1 decade ago
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Closed 1 decade ago by Ishmaeel.