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"Die"-Witcher

"KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE YOU'RE GREAT YOU TOO" - Sanctuary Citizen (Borderlands 2)

"I am the milkman, my milk is delicious" - Psychonauts

Well, well. Looks like you're worth your weight not getting killed, after all.

"You were almost a Jill sandwich" remains a classic.

Everything Malkavian says in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

Erectin an statue of moron!

"That wasn't an attack! That was a premature defensive stand, on enemy territory!" - orc chieftian - Book of Unwritten Tales

My bio. Quoted from Mega Man 7

"By Altana! Not beans again!" - Antreneau, Port San d'Oria (Final Fantasy XI)

I miss FFXI :3

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Oak.
How did he know?

" KNOCK KNOCK, WHOS'S THERE, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE, END OF JOKE" - Mr. Face McShooty, telling a classic joke (Borderlands 2)
"I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!" - Mr. Face McShooty, about the pros an cons of shootings at his goddamned face (Borderlands 2)

"They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name." - Rose of Sharon Cassidy , about the lack of direction of the NCR (Fallout: New Vegas)

Just... THIS :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii0d6x7mNxo