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When I was in Rome, I was waiting in a queue to an icecream stand, and suddenly some women comes up to me and shows me a coin and says exchange and please repeately.

• Exchaaange
• What?
• Exchange
• Oh sorry, I don't have money to do that...
• Please
• I'm sorry, but...
• Please... Please...

It took a millenium before she left.

And another woman showed up and did the same.

Good memories from Italy.