Did you know, I'm often on X-men :P

You're really only a freak if you are of non European descent. Now excuse me while I chug this gallon of milk with no ill effect.

Yay, now I know I'm not a mutant.

From this point forth I will make a costume and become a milk consuming villain. Making sure to drink milk at all times!

YOLO

I'm a mutant? Damn.

Actually if you can drink milk it usually shows that you're from a farming culture rather than a hunter-gatherer culture.
Natives that have had a very short period of European farming practices, such as Australian and Canadian Aboriginals, are almost all lactose-intolerant. They are also shown to have a lower immunity to animal spread diseases and a very low tolerance of alcohol.

This is related to a build up of gut fauna that can break down milk proteins. It's perfectly natural to be able to tolerant milk and isn't technically a genetic mutation rather a shifting of digestive bacteria. Even lactose intolerant people have this gut-fauna but it is found in extremely small amounts.
Lactose-intolerance can occur in every race and is fairly common due to the extreme variation in each person's gut ecosystem.

Milk is great stuff that helped to supplement the dietary needs of the farming based cultures but there's also no shame in being lactose-intolerant either. There are plenty of products that mimic milk without the hard to digest proteins.

As per the thread: most imported American foods make me feel ill.
Why must you put corn syrup in everything? It's terrible stuff. Supplement a good industry instead.

fun fact: the more chocolate I eat, the skinnier I become (I have no idea why)

booze is indeed a misterious drink, it makes me think "the ship" multiplayer is magnificent and be glad for all the ship giveaways, preposterous D:

you are vegetarian AND a carrot!?... you filthy canibal!

Ditto. Eating it is even worse.

Additionally, on hot days, ice cream can make me sick.
Another one: Pepperoni makes my tongue feel like it's burning.

Actually, the tryptophan in turkey is at far too low a concentration to have any perceptible effect. But the placebo effect is in play I'm sure.

http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/turkey.asp

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE LMFAO!!!

Same here, I can drink a cup before bed and be fast asleep in a few moments, on the other hand if I drink way too much I'll get the shakes and want to go to sleep to avoid them lol

Wow, you're lucky!! I'm so jealous of you, for me it's the opposite: I eat less but I still gain weight... =_=

Gotta feed that tapeworm!

That's not weird. In fact, that's normal.