Write your own adventure.

I didn´t make it.

I saw one dead man lying on the street

thankfully time was cyclical

I met many people but I was yet to find the one

I ate some Voodoo noodles and became cg.

Boom!

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I went apeshit due to these noodles, like if I was on some sort of LSD

then, while I was pooping...

some old woman saw me doing it because supposedly I was doing it on a public park

Her dog attacked me.

And grabbed my balls.

I screamed

His name was Fluffy and he was a Rotweiller.

he reminded me of my ex

because she's not there anymore... (Yep it needs DRAMA!)

she wasnt fluffy

I made thw first step and touched him.

but she was a nice dog

But she wasn't fluffy at all.

He has 2 sexualities so she can be he or she.

but still I found something attractive in her\him

he then went away and left me with blue balls