I'm just giving the people what they want. Don't shoot the messenger.

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Fuck, that actually made me chuckle. In real life. Like, that hardly happens. Usually it's just one of those insipid internal monologue laughs or guffaws, but to actually express breath and depress my mandible to let loose an audible noise that portrays laughter? That's rare, my friend.

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I am glad to have helped you express your joy vocally ;)

9 years ago
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I got a very soild lol out of that. Congratulations. You have made the joke, of a generation.

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seeing as I just used the bathroom and took a shower(gotta clean you know)
.. not that long ago.. and they aren't naughty bits, its all natural!

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16 centimeters ago, i guess?

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I touch my naughty bits when I play dead bits.

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lewd

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sadly my ex took the dildo away from me

what i mean...mmmm
the fapping made me actually not fap to be truthfull.

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If you're a guy, you really should be using a butt-plug. Just so nothing 'bad' happens e _ e

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Probably easier to ask how many of us don't have one hand permanently glued to our naughty bits.

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Less than 4 hours ago.

This is for science, right?

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unless a random guy messages you to watch him play with his naughty bits then yes its for science.

:P

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You just described Chatroullete in a sentence.

But sometimes it's for laugh.

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or omegle..

which 6 years ago wasnt as easy to get banned XD

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Hmm. Hard to answer that really. I could be honest and say i'm still doing it right now while typing with one hand. or tell you all that i just smacked my naughty bits on the keyboard hoping it would make comprehensible sentences. Whichever fits.

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Never, other people touch them for me.

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aim stil dioing it, iam usign my rithg hand for wirtingg... yay :D
srroy my bda writitgn, u nkow...

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Now :)

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Also, now.

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all the time.it a shame they are out of stock in the shops lately.am expecting deliveries next week.naughty bits chips is awesome

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My bits aren't naughty. They're wicked.

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This.

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I touched my naughty bits 10 minutes ago. Well, you kind of have to if you're a guy and need to take a pee, don't want to spray all over the bathroom after all...

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You could ask someone else to hold it for you ;)

9 years ago
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Its been awhile. Maybe i should pull'em out dust'em off and pull the cob webs off.

9 years ago
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Oh i cant forget the bats that perch underneath them either. They'll have to go too.

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... ◔_◔

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It rubs the lotion on its naughty bits or else it gets the hose again.

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N/A - I've never let go.

And, they're not naughty...they're just misunderstood.

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0 seconds ago.

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Just about everytime I pee.... so

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Today, 3 times.

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More like "When was the last time you left your naughty bits alone".

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bits??

we are not all wee men with bits

what if you have let say huge bits?

am i the only one that finds this a little creepy i bet this person is waiting for replies to spam you with bit parts

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