I need help begging :/

Hey all you people out there :)
How was your day? Mine was fine :)
but lets get started. I

really

love a game: The whole purport is explained in less than 1 minute: It´s about hacking, smashing, bursting, bleeding, destroying, ravaging, killing, shattering and damaging. To be a little bit more precise i got a list for you:
In the whole game you are forced to: demolish, devastate, consume,crush, damage, dismantle, end, eradicate, gut, impair, kill, maim, ravage, raze, ruin, sabotage, shatter, smash, wreck so you can wipe your enemies out in the end.
At least you get for everything you do gold filled into your ass.
With all this gold you can buy items, which help you torturing, hacking, smashing, bursting, bleeding, destroying, ravaging, killing, shattering and damaging your enemies and you still have to demolish, devastate, consume,crush, damage, dismantle, end, eradicate, gut, impair, kill, maim, ravage, raze, ruin, sabotage, shatter, smash, wreck and wipe out. But now this whole process is risen to a completely new level of velocity.
This signifies you get a boost by the whole torturing, hacking, smashing, bursting, bleeding, destroying, ravaging, killing, shattering and damaging -thing and even then you have to demolish, devastate, consume,crush, damage, dismantle, end, eradicate, gut, impair, kill, maim, ravage, raze, ruin, sabotage, shatter, smash, wreck and wipe out because you will not win if you don´t.
I don´t want to repeat or rollback and write all this torturing, hacking, smashing, bursting, bleeding, destroying, ravaging, killing, shattering and damaging thing again and i hope you enjoyed reading this far, writing tends to demolish, devastate, consume,crush, damage, dismantle, end, eradicate, gut, impair, kill, maim, ravage, raze, ruin, sabotage, shatter, smash, wreck the author so don´t be rude if you don´t like my style of writing. :)
I also don´t like beating around the bush though here is a little Link for you, i know you will have fun with it.
I am not someone writing boring texts to tire you. If i do so, sorry at this point.
Right now i am almost sleeping because it´s a little bit late where i am. yawning
My eyelids become heavy and i really loved to go to bed now but first i have to finish this bullshi.... literary masterpiece.
At least i am at a turning point of my life: I thought about all the things i wrote yet and i realized: there is no point in all this destruction (but playing against being bored/fun) and here is my request: i would like you to give me the Dragonclawhook, a legendary ingame item for DotA2 which is the best frind of pudge in case of trouble and so on and so on. And here it is: [Steammarket](http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/570/Dragonclaw Hook?l)