So we as a community of Steamgifts will be given the opportunity to create vastly offtopic threads of glorious spam in an organized and efficient manner. Since we all know what sort of threads we wish to post I put it to you all that it never too early to make of list of what we must do.

• Create a Cat Thread.
• Create a HERESY Thread.
• Create a GABEN Thread.
• Create a Poland Thread.
• Create a Witcher III Thread.
• Create a ColbyPls Thread.
• Make the Avengers out of SteamGifts Users.
• Make either Colby or Bear President.
• Get someone from here made Pope.
• Create some sort of Marvels Avengers out of users from SteamGifts.
• Create an Origin/Uplay Thread.
• Then proceed to Rape said Thread above.
• Create Bundle Announcements Thread/Sale watch Thread.
• Create "Is Steam Down?" Thread.
• Create "What you bought on sale?" Thread.
• Fail to use Search Function.
• Create 4,294,967,295 Threads about the 4,294,967,295 Bug.
• Create a Potassium Thread.
• Fill Said Thread with pictures of Bananas.
• Conspiracy Thread!
• Create a Good Flame War.
• Create a Complain about Steam Thread.
• Then proceed to -BLAM- everyone who complains about Steam for HERESY!
• Create a Complain about CV Thread.
• In Thread above Complain about CV rewards for Bundles.
• Make 100 Support Tickets.
• Complain about Support not Responding to Tickets.
• Create a Complain about Not Winning Anything Thread.
• Create a Complain about Everything and Nothing Thread.
• Get Scammed and Complain here about it.
• Get beat in some game and call everyone a Haxxor thread.
• Create a meme thread.
• Create a Bad Rats Thread.
• Fill said Thread with Giveaways of Bad Rats.
• Create a Fortix Thread.
• Create a Thanks for Skyrim Thread.
• Create a Thread about Khalaq.
• Create a free game giveaway Thread.
• Create a Thread about Explosions nicknamed "Michael Bays Funland"
• Create a Movie Thread.
• Create a Thread for Grumpy Old Gits to go on about the "Good Old Days!"
• Create a Frog Thread.
• Make Puzzle Giveawys.
• Post said Giveaways in the wrong section.
• Make Trading Thread.
• Post said Trading Thread in wrong section.
• Post everything in the wrong section.
• Make Giveaways.
• Make Fake Giveaways.
• Delete Said Fake Giveaways.
• Give away exploited keys/games given away for free.
• Have those Giveaways Deleted by moderators.
• Complain about not being able to Giveaway Free/Exploited Games and not having anymore giveaway slots.
• Make a BANEBLADE!
• Ask what is a BANEBLADE?
• Find out what is a BANEBLADE!
• Ask is a BANEBLADE really necessary?
• Get slapped cause Bitch Pls, a BANEBLADE is ALWAYS necessary!
• Ignore the last 5 lines cause you didn't understand the joke.
• Make threads containing referral links.
• Get thread deleted and banned for making referral links.
• Make a Begging Thread.
• Get Thread Closed and Banned for Begging.
• Not read the FAQ.
• Ask questions that have answers explained clearly in FAQ.
• Complain about getting banned from Steamgifts.
• Ask if Steamgifts is a SCAM?
• After getting banned around 3 times for violating the rules of Steamgifts, finally read the FAQ.
• Stroke your E-Penis.
• Become a Regional Power and Annex a few Baltic States.
• Become a Superpower and try our hand at World Domination.
• ???
• Copies of Bad Rats.
• ???
• Conquer the World.

So yeah, there's a short list. Anything else to add?