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Be yourself and not pretend. Take her to the cinema, or restaurant etc. Or just try talk with her, instead of asking on forum... -.-

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there is no way to start with girls :) depends on situation and location

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This.

A lot of people complain that they bend over backwards to try to get a significant other, and then it doesn't work, or it does and things change, etc. I always ask, "Were you being yourself or just doing stuff you wouldn't normally do to impress them?"

If you just be yourself, and show some kindness, genuine interest, and respect boundaries, that's the way to go.

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You wanna make sure the water bowl always has fresh water...and that the air in the basement doesn't get too stuffy, that can make them cranky.

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lol

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:D Yeah. .. Just try to throw her a piece of chocolate ...

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You got me right there. I love my chocolate. :3

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lol

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lol is a way to go too still a bit extreme XD but if she likes it who are we to disagree :D

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gotta make sure that basket is cushioned too. Don't want to hurt her when your lowering that basket down to her.

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It wouldn't hurt if the lotion is good quality too. After all it will put the lotion on its skin.

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  1. get rich
  2. throw money to her face
  3. ????
  4. LOSS!
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Actually throwing money in their face is a win. http://youtu.be/yl9j_W9ES9Q

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Dosh! grab it while you can lads.

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but i didn't call it a lost. i said loss. .-.

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1st step: don't visit this site
2nd step: turn off your PC/Laptop
3rd step: take a bath
4th step: go outside (yea outside exists)
5th step: go to a cafeteria, find a girl (doesn't have to be the pretiest) and talk to her and maybe ask her out
6th step: after being harshly rejected, go back to your house
Last step: turn on your PC/Laptop and play some games.

Solved. Next topic please

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LIES! Outside is just a legend.

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That's what i thought too, until one day, i accidentally peeked through my window and saw IT.

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Window?! What's that?

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obviously he is talking about the software windows.

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outside is legendary item :) very few gamers find it :D

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I've played Outside before, graphics are really nice but the NPC's suck.

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+1

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I think we should blame the Storyboard-Designer. I especially hate the daily quests, they take definitely to long and the reward is crap!

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if rewards would not be crap government couldn't control you :)

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Thanks for the walkthrough, however I encountered a bug: after step 4, police picked me up for public indecency. Was I supposed to put my clothes back on after step 3?
Please clarify.

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That's a side-step.

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wait you are supposed to take off your clothes before taking a bath? oO

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Not necessarily. I mean, you have to wash your clothes too :D

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It's a well know matrix bug

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Gud guide, but 2 eZ 4 me.

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I'm going to assume you're still in middle school, so be the first one to ask if you can do a group work with her.

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the op would not notice if i say anything so i will hijack this one, sorry p*ssy guy D:

GO FIND ANOTHER COMMUNITY!

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Me sad :( Dont kick me :(

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First, you turn the lights down low. Then you put on some tasty smooth jazz or easy soul. Slide up slowly, putting your arm round her. Make her feel like she's the only thing in the whole world. Yeah baby.

Then she won't be so pissed off when you pick up your controller.

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Ask her what she thinks about the Assassins Creed Unity PC port and if she doesn't know anything about it find someone else.

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i asked this to my wife a few days ago... she said "I dont give a shit about Ubisoft anymore!", i love her so much

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Now I do too :)

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So my wife and kids are just in my imagination?.. nooooooo!!

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Hit her with a club and drag her into your cave

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hit her with your car and take her home :)

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Smile.

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Or maybe not XD

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I was expecting smile dog, to be honest. (Don't google smile dog unless you want nightmares.)

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Oh god, you were right. It's so creepy!

Here's the clicky link, for the brave(lazy) ones: smile.dog those eyses... shivers

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Do what you feel like doing :p

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just reach fo' dat booty

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Two most effective way I found out to work are:

  1. If you like close quarters combat, stealth or just plain in your face... Take you handkerchief from your in-side pocket and ask her "Does this smell to you like chloroform?"
  2. If you prefer distance, or just cant get too close to her from her bodyguards... Tranquilizer darts just work wonders. Be cautious on windy days not to hit her "ugly" friend.

If you apply any of this methods please tell me how it went... I need its statistics for "research" purposes. XD

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Straightforward... Yo girl, gimme some p***y, I know u got it!

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You're asking a site of people who have spent $100+ on games online, who host giveaways of games worth up to hundreds of dollars accumulate a week and most of which know what they are talking about when you mention Desktop builds, about how to find true love in your life. Good luck with that~

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Still beats asking your mom

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Not everyone's mom is a hermaphrodite.

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You must be a comedian

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WHO. THE HELL. KNOWS?

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Don't put a vagina in a pedestal

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Also, don't put a pedestal in a vagina.

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very important

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Also, dont put a vagina in a vagina.

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Now you're just being silly.

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Dream.

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Ah, another day at the dating section of Steamgifts.com.

So regarding your question, make sure that you fulfill at least a basic level of body hygiene and make sure that you have at least one topic you can have a discussion about, the rest will find itself.

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gibe de pusi b0ss

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A few minutes ago I talk to one, like "Hi, can you give me a half-dozen buns please?"
Worked very well, true story! (OUTSIDE EXISTS FOR REAL :O)

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Press △ to greet
Press X to compliment
Press O to talk
Press □ to ask her number

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Press start and select at the same time to bail

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Jumps out window

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How do you jump out of a window if you're outdoors?

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You find one...

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Maybe he's in a car?

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I find that a rag doused in chloroform usually works well.......

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1) Good personal hygiene. (i.e. Don't stink.)
2) If you have talk, be honest and tactful. If there's no need to talk, don't.
3) If she talks to you, listen to what she actually says and take mental notes as if there will be a test on it. (There will be.)

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If you're asking this here, you're obviously not very serious about the issue and might as well give up.

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