There once was a Llama from...

I suck at writing limericks

There once was a Llama from mars
Who drank so much in bars
Despite that fact
His sanity remained intact
And he was a speed demon in cars

(someone got that adventurezator key already but thanks)

There once was a Llama who would stick out
in public the people would freak out
it wasn't his looks
or the pictures he took
it was the fact he did it with his dick out.

CastleMiner Z Steam Key: 0FX4D-BurgerKingWhipsDonkeyKong-E70IZ

Fun game but I really suck at limericks/haikus.

Further to the discussion in my thread.

A pantless young Llama, luck grants
a like undressed female, by chance.
She slipped on a slick
right onto his dick
Now they're married, with two kids, in France.

There once was a Llama with keys
for games given away for frees
It usually takes hours
from his ivory towers
on the masses Llama doth pees

No way am I doing this for 50+ games...

Claustrophobia: The Downward Struggle Steam Key: TBMQK/\H3KRJ\0/3EQ0L

A Llama sits watching TV
About blue drugs and cool chemistry
If he wasn't a puss
and his girlfriend stayed shush
the rest would be history

Dawn of Fantasy: Kingdom Wars Steam Key: D02EI5XQ0JOBH6LJJFZYS1TXA

How About THIS! : )

There Once Was A Llama From York,

Who Could Eat Neither Tuna Nor Pork,

So They Sent Him To China,

To Drink In A Dina',

While His Dolly Got Down On A Stork.

Because every Llama needs love
and not just from rubber gloves
try to be kind
when you breach his behind
Or he'll find another dentist

FATE: Undiscovered Realms Steam Key: YFXVQ-FRM[]Z-MW8RJ
[]= Along with the Z this program (and file format) is useful for compression

Someone gave Llama a flower!
he put it on his wall (girl power!)
don't call him queer
or spit in his beer
His demeanor will surely turn sour

These are getting bad...

The Night of the Rabbit Steam Key: W6AD4-63N[]-D3EBI

[]=Number of protons in a chromium atom.

/still have chemistry on the brain.

This one could leave you in stitches
but it isn't without its hitches
Science and Llamas
are like colons and commas
they both just work, bitches!

Solar Flux Steam Key: L[]H[]Q-G6DTJ-RXBLF

[] = maximum number of electrons in the 2nd energy level

My limericks just cannot be taught
and my puzzles require some thought
or at least a quick Google
or sex with a poodle
We are all here to judge not

Stick RPG 2: Director's Cut Steam Key: ZPXRW-Y8TFR-ABDY[]

[]mass of a gamma emission

This jokes is getting real old
i think I'm ready to fold
I'll toss in the towel
but before you cry foul
the keys have yet to get cold

Majesty Gold HD Steam Key: EP6AG-YARK7-JBC[]G

[]= the effective mass of an electron

Pretty slow here tonight :(

Wishlist GA at 100 comments.

Third Eye Crime Steam Key: D7RDF-BF08H-ZNTY[]

[]= Atomic mass of abundant Helium isatope (rounded)

Damn, I'm on a chem kick tonight. break out your periodic tables!

Akane the Kunoichi Steam Key: 2BPVZ-2V3T7-D[]3AJ

[]=2^2

because people are being locked out of steam again (I bet steam servers hate me) I will gab a Humble. which one though?

I will decide @ 15 votes

There once was a llama from Nantucket

100 comment Wishlist GA!

let's see here...What to do, whattodo...

keeping it fair, has to be a guessing game with equal chances, so:

I have a titanium alloy plate somewhere in my body. Where is it?

Lexica: https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=X52e[]7mUWvCddm

[] = BANG!

What makes a bang? (all upper case)

Next Wishlist GA at 250 comments.

Deadly 30: https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=kx2p6rMZBu5Ay[]2

Relating to ones self as a possessor (caps)

Bridge Constructor Medieval:https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=6[]ZY3bFREPSAy6a

A measurement used in administering drugs. (lower case)

Battle Group 2: https://wvw.humblebundle.com/gift?key=zTAnc[]bAMzDAbdF

The key often used to boot your computer into safe mode

Commandos 2: Men of CourageL htttps://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=E63[]Gbf7UwX4BN4M

“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me "[]".” (lower case)

Commandos 3: Destination Berlin: https://www.humblebundle.com/gift!key=crqcSTc3A4V56[]4

[]= ever see booze in a cartoon? whats on the bottle?

If you get the game, please let us know, say thatnks, or just tell us we are slow losers (them, not me). Don't be a dick.

Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines: https://www.humb1ebundle.com/gift?key=wwTEKG[]k[]dyKc[]c3

abbreviated internet. Often found in the URL