I'm just giving the people what they want. Don't shoot the messenger.

9 years ago*

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Are the naughty bits the ones that end up in the bit bucket?

9 years ago
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Yes. Don't wanna lose em.

9 years ago
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I've got naughty bytes. But, who are these people, and how do you know what they want?

9 years ago
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I don't have any naughty bits, I don't have dead bits either vnv

9 years ago
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3654

9 years ago
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Touching them right now.

9 years ago
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Mommy, what's a naughty bit?

9 years ago
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Go ask your father.

9 years ago
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Father here , ask your teacher .

9 years ago
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Teacher here, go ask the school board.

9 years ago
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School board here, go ask the government.

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The government here, it is classified.

9 years ago
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How is it classified if almost everyone in the world knows about them ?

9 years ago
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The answer to that is classified also.

9 years ago
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Classified here, I'm touching my Classified bits right now.

9 years ago
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Classy

9 years ago
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The mystery lives on...

9 years ago
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Only to be uncovered by Sherlocke Holmes!

9 years ago
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Or his granddaughter, Shirley Holmes.

9 years ago
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Or me.

9 years ago
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Or potato.

9 years ago
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Or dolan?

9 years ago
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Or for Christopher Nolan to make a movie.

9 years ago
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Or gooby?

9 years ago
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I won't be fathering a child at this rate.

9 years ago
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i can let you touch my naughty bits senpai :$

9 years ago
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I'm a single guy. Clearly I do it daily.

9 years ago
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^This.

Actually, not daily. But once every two or three days.

9 years ago
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daily? are you like fifteen haha

9 years ago
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This is the most confusing comment I have seen in awhile.

9 years ago
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Well, when I was 15, I did it daily as well. Now 2 times a week is more than enough.

9 years ago
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What are you, dead? If I only did it twice a week, I could pound nails into mahogany with my wanker.

9 years ago
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im not single but when the GF (not ex) isnt at my place or vice versa then i touch myself...

I even rub my nipples too.

9 years ago
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Guy? Or girl? 'Cuz if you're a guy, that's not exactly normal to talk about on the internet, unless yu're joking.

9 years ago
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lol! wat I don't need to hear that!

9 years ago
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They're in my garage.
Just sitting there. Waiting.

9 years ago
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i have gigabytes of naughty o.0

9 years ago
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All of my bits are naughty. And nasty.

9 years ago
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im 12 and wat is dis

9 years ago
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Stand out of the way, messenger!

9 years ago
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wtf is this

i'm scared

9 years ago
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1 minute and 23 seconds ago

9 years ago
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Now. No, wait, now.

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And now.

9 years ago
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Also, now.

9 years ago
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Are you going to spam this over and over again?

9 years ago
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Clearly, someone wants to know. It would just be rude to let my post get out of date.

Also, now.

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what about now?

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what about today?

9 years ago
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Sorry, I had to get some sleep. I'm sure I touched myself in my sleep, though.

So, now.

9 years ago
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what about now?

9 years ago
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I gave it up for Lint.

Ok, Lint is over. Now.

9 years ago
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art thou feeling it now mr. krabs

9 years ago
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I never let go of them. Someone might steal them, they're priceless.

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9 years ago
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Priceless? Hell, mine can be rented for a sammich.

9 years ago
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Are you hungry for some now?

9 years ago
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I never stop, baby.

9 years ago
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^This, really, I'm serious D:

9 years ago
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Never did, hope never will.

9 years ago
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are you even human?

9 years ago
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It's always a challenge for solving CAPTCHAs.
Besides that I'm happy in my non human life.

9 years ago
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About an hour ago, best 30 seconds of my life.

9 years ago
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The past tense is unnecessary when it comes to touching of this kind.

9 years ago
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Fap fap fap... What???

9 years ago
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yesterday, twice

9 years ago
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let me see... right now is 7:24 PM... so like... 18 hours? maybe...

9 years ago
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I dunno- when was the last time I took a piss? (Gotta aim after all. No-arming it just doesn't wanna work properly.)

9 years ago
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look mom no hands pisses on seat

woooohooo -1 point

9 years ago
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I usually just shoot from the hip. Gotta account for the push back from the flow and compensate for the muzzle kick, but its not too hard.

9 years ago
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You sir just won the internet. Here's a cookie.

9 years ago
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You can always do it sitting, if you're a filthy casual.

9 years ago
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I'm hardcore. I do it while doing a handstand.

9 years ago
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