It's the story of a guy.
He walks into a bar.

i suck at jokes ): hmmmm

what's the difference between a wheel cart and a retard?
the wheelcart is useful.

bad jokes,see? ):

"WTF Schrödinger, I wanted to eat that car for sure!"

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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last year and it's still printing.

Thanks ;)

Thanks!

Dzięki :)

C'est un gars, il rentre dans un café et plouf!

Thanks !

Thank you!

One day there were three tomatoes walking down the street, a mama tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. Baby tomato is walking too slowly, so the daddy tomato goes back, steps on him and says 'ketchup!'

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Thanks a lot :)

Thank

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Thanks :)

What's a vampire's favorite type of ship?

... a blood vessel.

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Thx <3

One man bought a hat and it fits fine

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who let the dogs out ?

who let the dogs out ?

I don't have any jokes, but thanks for the chance.