What do clouds wear under their trousers?
thunderpants

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I have no good jokes today (or ever for that matter :) )... so... just a meme...

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Two hydrogen particles come out of a bar stumbling. The first one pats itself down concerned, "I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" Asks the second.

"I'm positive!"

What should you do if a bull charges you?

Mooove out of the way.

So why do you feel this is the worst of the series?

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A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”

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