X-COM: Complete Pack

In this game of religious politics you play as former Pope's right-hand-man Cardinal Hunstanton, who has rather sadly been excommunicated (Or X-COMunicated...) for disagreeing with Catholicism's archaic take on the bible and flagrant disregard for for Jesus Christ's message (after all, regardless of whether you believe Jesus Christ existed and was the divine son of the One True God or not, the Christian faith claims to live by his rules and where they disregard them they deserve to be called out on their hyprocrisy coughVATICANBANKcoughOVERTURNTHEIRTABLEScoughMADEMYHOUSEADENOFTHIEVEScoughtPAEDOPHILEPROTECTORScough).

Choose either the first-person-shooter mode or the intriguing point-and-click adventure mode to crack the mysteries of the church, expose the hypocrites, save the world and resurrect Jesus using two twigs, a drop of virgin's blood and a few incantations so he may give everyone a stern telling off.

That's when the aliens arrive, fuck everything up and Cardinal Hunstanton becomes the first character to fire a heavy plasma in anger.

Bought and created especially for DeltaBladeX's giveaway extravaganza - So let's all leave nice birthday messages that aren't merely sarcastic observations on aging, binge drinking or sex like the greetings card industry seems to survive off of.