Don't say "thank you" "cool game" and bla, bla, bla. Just tell me some jokes.
I hope somebody will be lucky and will enjoy this game. Otherwise, what's the point? (I have bad english skill, so... whatever)
P.S. I'll send this to winners via steam by email option.
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Thanks
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cheers
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Thanks.
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Thanks. I has no jokes
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Two frog on a rail.
The first one say to the other :
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The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.
The first man, an Air Force general, accepted.... He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.
The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.
When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles."
The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring.
The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop the pants. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?"
The general replied, "In Vietnam."
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some jokes
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Arigatou!!
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why did the girl fall off her bike?
because someone threw a fridge at her.
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I'm not very good at jokes, sorry. =/
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There once was a young woman from Venus, who's body was shaped like a... ahem
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Thanks.
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A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.
The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says, "What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?
The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath."
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Thanks Cewper!
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Thanks!
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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said to another, "Man, this is hot!". The other muffin replied, "ARRGH, A TALKING MUFFIN!".
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Thanks!
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Thanks a lot
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Thanks!
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Thanks for the chance.
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