You whistle and sit yourself down on the floor in the middle of the room.
That seems a little awkward, so you stretch out on your side, your arm supporting your head and your other arm resting on your hips.
There! Nobody could be more casual than you!
The door opens and who should enter but Corambis, Polonius’s twin brother!
You recognize him from the royal courts.
”I unlocked the door, so you can leave no -”, he begins, but then cuts himself off. ”Hey, what’s going on?” Corambis looks around.
”Why are you acting so casual? How come you stabbed that curtain? Why are you surrounded by lampy bags and why is there all this blood everywhere?”
He opens a bag, pausing only briefly to negotiate his way around the twine you tied.
It’s a bag with a human head inside, and Corambis thinks that’s super gross and suspicious!
He begins to scream and scream and scream, and whether or not you decide to kill him to cover your tracks, a bunch of other people are already on their way here and you’re pooched.
Claudis carries out your execution personally.
You last words are ”Oh geez, if only I’d been better at covering up my murders; had I only a chance to do it again,”
”... I would try to figure something better than putting a human body into a bunch of bags and tying the bags off with twine.”
”... may I just say that in retrospect I’m not even sure what I was thinking.”
In retrospect, neither am I!
This is one of the best side-scrolling shooters I've ever played. Took me only 30 hours to beat it though, but was enjoying every minute.
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Shooter - 30 hours - to beat - only - that's actually great. Cross out the wrong word, haha.
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Yeah, you've got a point. When it comes to side scrolling shooters they're usually very short, so 30 hours is when it comes to this genre a lot.
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Lampy bags? Shouldn't that be lumpy?
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