Okay! You are Hamlet and originally wanted to avenge by killing Claudius, who poisoned your father St. Hamlet (who is also his brother) and then married your mom after 2 weeks. Sounds about … right? But heck, why not to kill Polonius, father of your sweet love Ophelia, instead? That’s obviously a very good decision!
You leave the room with Polonius in tow. You find a nice empty room with a nice curtain in it and tell Polonius to stand behind it. He does it. You stab him through the curtain.
”Oh, I am slain”, he says. His eyes roll back in his head. ”Oh, it was much sooner than I expected.”
Well, now you’ve got a body to hide and it’s not even the body you wanted! Nice going, Hamlet!
Thinking quickly, you close the door to the room, so at least you won’t be discovered for a while.
Unfortunately you forgot that the key is on the other side of the door, so now you’ve locked yourself in the room with the body of the man you just murdered.
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That was interesting lol, thank you :)
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Really, when you look deeper, Hamlet is just not a very smart protagonist.
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Yeah, he was like that throughout the whole book. But don't forget that you are the one who chooses his next moves. :)
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hamlet is a retarded
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