Me gusta el vino, porque el vino es bueno.

(I like wine, because wine is good)

It's a stupid phrase, I know. It's the first thing that came to my mind.

¡Me gusta mucho absorber culo!

It means "My love for you is like a flower in the skies"

Jk it means I like a lot sucking ass :V

Tres tristes tigres tragaban trigo en un trigal, en un trigal tragaban trigo tres tristes tigres

"á terceira é de vez"
the correct phrase in english is "third time's the charm", yes i googled it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

View attached image.

• Göte giren şemsiye açılmaz.
  translation: The umbrella plugged in the ass shan't open.
  meaning: you already fucked things up. don't get so upset over it. it probably can't get worse anyway, so go on with what you're doing. whatever.

• Tecavüz kaçınılmazsa zevk almaya bak.
  translation: If the rape is inevitable, at least enjoy it.
  meaning: if you have nothing to change things, don't fight with it. you're just a human. you have limited power and capability.

• Montla sıç.
  translation: Have a shit while wearing a coat.
  meaning: don't be an asshat talking how bored you are. appreciate the moment. it could be worse.

• İşten çıkarken adama İngilizce am günü yağ.
  translation: While leaving the workplace/work to the guy English pussy day oil.
  meaning: 404 not found

Wei?

Thank ^_^