Yo mama is so cute that i avoided making it to your blacklist by telling a yo mama joke

Yo mama so fly, the birds are like, "dang girl stop making us look bad."

I was saving the movie quote, hope it's ok in this giveaway as well:
"There was a firefight!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcKTbFbwrxE
Full Scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuH1msEkvM

We have no president of USA in our family. At lest not one i know of. Yes.

Your mother got a Pulitzer for writing her grocery list.

My family is your family. Wait what?

I love my late grandfather more than my father.

My family immigrated to the US from Canada

Thanks! =)

Our dog sits in a corner and sulks, staring at the wall, when nobody wants to play ball with her

Um, interesting facts? Well let's see.... My dog was put down on Thursday... My mom was a nurse for 25 years, and I'm going into forensics (Both sciency), and.... My aunt married two of her cousins (True story dudes. She has adult-kids to prove it)

Btw, thank you for the giveaway!

dayum, thats a hard one
my cat likes to watch me sitting on the toilet ;D