A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow." The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels then says "Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You're a smart man." Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender "Hey what the hell, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!" Bartender says "Don't worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary."

A horse walks into bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Whats the best thing about molesting a 6 year old girl?

When you grow tired of her, you can turn her around and pretend she's a 6 year old boy.

Thank you for the game :)